Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 8
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half- shut afterwards.
– Benjamin Franklin
I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years
– Sam Kinison
Marriage is a union of give and take. He gives, She takes.
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It’s titled, “Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong.”
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
– Henry Youngman
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t, they’d be married too.
– Henry Louis Mencken
Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up
– Evelyn Hendrickson
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he’s a baby.
– Natalie Wood