Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings

Marriage is a mutual misunderstanding.

Submitted by: Juknow

Think your wife doesn’t listen to a word you say? Try talking in your sleep!

Submitted by: Frank Nigel

Love is like a dream, but marriage is like an alarm clock!!!!!

Submitted by: Ralph ABK6

Marriage is grand. Divorce, 200 grand.

Submitted by: Mariano Munoz

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
Groucho Marx

You have got to get married you just can’t go through life enjoying yourself.

Submitted by: George Valentine

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

Marriage is far more complicated than quantum physics.

Submitted by: William Mocca

Chinese proverb: Marriage is like a besieged fortress: those on the outside want in, and those on the inside want out.

Submitted by: yuri

I married Miss Right. Didn’t know her first name was Always.

Submitted by: tushar

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
Rodney Dangerfield

I love her even though she makes me do stuff.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

Marriage: I think my wife fell in love with annoying me.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

Marriage is like a jacuzzi, it’s hot until you get used to it.

Submitted by: Just a girl

For happy married life men must remember: when you are wrong confess immediately, when right keep mum.

Submitted by: Santosh Jindal

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