Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings
A friend of mine once asked his wife, where she wanted to go for their anniversary. His wife said “Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!”..So… He took her to the kitchen.
9 out of 10 men are cheating on their wife, and there is one more who is still hesitating.
They say marriage is life, they also say life ain’t fair.
Women marry for prosperity, development and security whereas men marry for enjoyment, destruction and insecurity.
The definition of True Love: Temporary insanity curable by marriage.
It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.
– Rodney Dangerfield
When a man goes down on his knees to ask a women to marry him, and she says yes, he remains on his knees forever.
I now truly believe “happily married” is an oxymoron.
Marriage. Man’s worst nightmare.
Wife: Worries Invited For Ever
Why dogs don’t get married? Because they are already leading a dog’s life.
Marriage is an institution in which those who are out want to get in and those who are in want to get out.
The four most important words in marriage are: “I’ll do the dishes”.
Pierre & Marysa
The secret to a good marriage is… Divorce!!
One day the thunderbolt will hit you, and if you survive that you’ll make the dumb mistake of getting married.
“Marriage is like a work; it’s routinary to serve your partner everyday.”
Congrats, you’re married but for how long again???
Man is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.
Another word for a court judge saying “you are sentenced to life imprisonment with hard labor” is marriage.
If marriages are made in heaven…
Then it’s obvious that someone up there doesn’t like us.