Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings
Bride, n. – A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
– Ambrose Bierce
The decision to stay unmarried is the beginning of wisdom.
Marriage is a mutual misunderstanding.
Think your wife doesn’t listen to a word you say? Try talking in your sleep!
You have got to get married you just can’t go through life enjoying yourself.
Love is like a dream, but marriage is like an alarm clock!!!!!
Marriage is grand. Divorce, 200 grand.
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
– Groucho Marx
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
Marriage is far more complicated than quantum physics.
Chinese proverb: Marriage is like a besieged fortress: those on the outside want in, and those on the inside want out.
Marriage is like a jacuzzi, it’s hot until you get used to it.
I married Miss Right. Didn’t know her first name was Always.
I love her even though she makes me do stuff.
Marriage: I think my wife fell in love with annoying me.