Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 8
Marriage is like a jacuzzi, it’s hot until you get used to it.
Marriage is like a poker game. You start out with a pair. She shows a heart. He flashes a diamond. She gets a flush. And he ends up with a full house and a big pot!!
A husband’s last words should always be ‘OK buy it’.
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
Marriage is grand. Divorce, 200 grand.
Marriage is like a hot bath, once you get in it, it ain’t so hot.
If marriages are made in heaven…
Then it’s obvious that someone up there doesn’t like us.
A woman before marriage is your very best friend, after marriage she’s just a plain old’ dog.
Man is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.
Marriage is, above all else, the leading cause of divorce.
They say marriage is life, they also say life ain’t fair.
Falling in love is a beautiful experience; Marriage is hitting the rock bottom reality.
Congrats, you’re married but for how long again???
Wife: Worries Invited For Ever
I now truly believe “happily married” is an oxymoron.
Marriage rocks! as in a rocky mountain…
“Marriage is like a work; it’s routinary to serve your partner everyday.”
Marriage is a place where two people have to live together for the rest of their lives…or at least until they get divorced!
Marriage. Man’s worst nightmare.
One day the thunderbolt will hit you, and if you survive that you’ll make the dumb mistake of getting married.