Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings

A friend of mine once asked his wife, where she wanted to go for their anniversary. His wife said “Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!”..So… He took her to the kitchen.

Submitted by: Aswin

9 out of 10 men are cheating on their wife, and there is one more who is still hesitating.

Submitted by: NeverBeen Loved

They say marriage is life, they also say life ain’t fair.

Submitted by: Lateef92

Women marry for prosperity, development and security whereas men marry for enjoyment, destruction and insecurity.

Submitted by: raina

The definition of True Love: Temporary insanity curable by marriage.

Submitted by: ANGELA

It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.
Rodney Dangerfield

When a man goes down on his knees to ask a women to marry him, and she says yes, he remains on his knees forever.

Submitted by: DocSyed

I now truly believe “happily married” is an oxymoron.

Submitted by: Paco

Marriage. Man’s worst nightmare.

Submitted by: Malik

Wife: Worries Invited For Ever

Submitted by: kibanya

Why dogs don’t get married? Because they are already leading a dog’s life.

Submitted by: Haider

Marriage is an institution in which those who are out want to get in and those who are in want to get out.

Submitted by: Freddy Henry

The four most important words in marriage are: “I’ll do the dishes”.
Pierre & Marysa

Submitted by: pierre castro

The secret to a good marriage is… Divorce!!

Submitted by: Richo Chango

One day the thunderbolt will hit you, and if you survive that you’ll make the dumb mistake of getting married.

Submitted by: Woody

“Marriage is like a work; it’s routinary to serve your partner everyday.”

Submitted by: Lady Cristel Tesorero Macasaet

Congrats, you’re married but for how long again???

Submitted by: sammyguechiee

Man is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.

Submitted by: Sarah

Another word for a court judge saying “you are sentenced to life imprisonment with hard labor” is marriage.

Submitted by: dsgidden

If marriages are made in heaven…
Then it’s obvious that someone up there doesn’t like us.

Submitted by: malcolm john

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