Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
Marriage is grand. Divorce, 200 grand.
The decision to stay unmarried is the beginning of wisdom.
There are two sides in a marriage, one who is always right and the other is called…..the husband.
You have got to get married you just can’t go through life enjoying yourself.
Love is like a dream, but marriage is like an alarm clock!!!!!
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
– Groucho Marx
Marriage is far more complicated than quantum physics.
Chinese proverb: Marriage is like a besieged fortress: those on the outside want in, and those on the inside want out.
I love her even though she makes me do stuff.
Marriage: I think my wife fell in love with annoying me.
Marriage is like a jacuzzi, it’s hot until you get used to it.
I married Miss Right. Didn’t know her first name was Always.
For happy married life men must remember: when you are wrong confess immediately, when right keep mum.
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
– Billy Connolly