Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings
Marriage is a mutual misunderstanding.
Think your wife doesn’t listen to a word you say? Try talking in your sleep!
Love is like a dream, but marriage is like an alarm clock!!!!!
Marriage is grand. Divorce, 200 grand.
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
– Groucho Marx
You have got to get married you just can’t go through life enjoying yourself.
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
Marriage is far more complicated than quantum physics.
Chinese proverb: Marriage is like a besieged fortress: those on the outside want in, and those on the inside want out.
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
– Rodney Dangerfield
I married Miss Right. Didn’t know her first name was Always.
I love her even though she makes me do stuff.
Marriage: I think my wife fell in love with annoying me.
Marriage is like a jacuzzi, it’s hot until you get used to it.
For happy married life men must remember: when you are wrong confess immediately, when right keep mum.