Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 8

I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years
– Sam Kinison

It’s a funny thing that when a man hasn’t anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
Robert Frost

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
– Henry Youngman

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Marriage is a union of give and take. He gives, She takes.

Submitted by: CRILLBO

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

Submitted by: kapil

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half- shut afterwards.
– Benjamin Franklin

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t, they’d be married too.
– Henry Louis Mencken

My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It’s titled, “Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong.”

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