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Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
– Henry Youngman

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half- shut afterwards.
– Benjamin Franklin

I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years
– Sam Kinison

Marriage is a union of give and take. He gives, She takes.

Submitted by: CRILLBO

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

Submitted by: kapil

My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It’s titled, “Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong.”

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
– G. K. Chesterton

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A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
Woody Allen

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