If you weren’t who you are … I’d like you!
You are the reason scientists decided that we descended from apes.
You can’t control what other people say about you, but you can control how you respond.
Do you mind not talking I am trying to ignore you?
Your face is so ugly even Bob the Builder said “We can’t fix it!”.
Girl- How do I look? Boy- I would rather stay blind…and let the mirror suffer!!!!
You’re so ugly you have to sneak up on a glass of water just to see your reflection.
O’ you remind me of my Chinese friend …Ug Lee
I see you playing stupid.! Looks like you’re winning.
You look ugly when you cry, much more when you don’t.
Think before you speak, it’ll save you the humiliation.
I asked God to punish me, next day I met you.
You must have fallen from heaven. That would explain how you messed up your face.
You’re so ugly, that when people see you, they know what the meaning of “dark and handsome” means. When its dark, your handsome.
Intelligence is key and you are locked out.
I’m sorry, I don’t speak idiot.
Your head is just there to keep your ears apart.
I don’t want to be alone… But with you I’d rather be…
If you can’t laugh at yourself, I’ll be happy to do it for you.
Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary.
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