Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 15
I can’t help you but I really care about you.
You might appear to be hard on people, but I know that deep inside there beats a heart of solid concrete.
You: Nothing is as it seems…
Me: Did the aliens tell you that when you took off your foil hat?
Are you asleep??? Nope
I’m told that familiarity breeds contempt … Well I feel I’ve know you forever.
Here you go!! It’s a bowl of sarcasm!!
Languages I speak
Person 1: Please don’t tell me that …
Person 2: Okay, I won’t tell you that …
Jeanette?… You know that you could be a very pretty gurl?…if it wasn’t for your face?
Girl 1: Do you like my new dress?
Girl 2: Yeah, I like it… Are you wearing it for Halloween? :)
Aww thank you…
I’m flattered that you’re jelous of me! :)
I’m stupid and I know it, I just don’t like people telling me this.
Oooohhh…soooo sorry..you must be mistaking me for someone who cares…
Oh wow, who cut your hair?… The council?
Well aren’t you a breath of fresh air!
Your passport looks like some horror- booth application.
Sarcasm is anger’s evil cousin.
– Anger Management
Dont you need a license to be that ugly?
You don’t have to be ugly to be tough, but it helps.
If you don’t have the money for air ticket borrow your neighbor’s carpet next time…
Seriously, if I was as ugly as you I’d cry too.
Would you like a side of epic with that fail?
You- Thank you Captain Obvious!
Me- You’re welcome Lieutenant Sarcasm!!
I am Modest…………… And proud of it.
Awww!!! That is so cute… Do you really think I care?
Judge: How do you plead?
Me: Not guilty your honer!
Judge: What have you got to say for yourself?
Me: Isn’t being ugly against the law?