Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

If I had a dollar for every smart thing you said…wait no, then I’d be in debt!

Submitted by: SarcasticSarcasm=Me

Me (with sincerity): Do you know what I like most about you?
You: No…what?
Me: Absolutely Nothing.

Submitted by: John Smith

You’re so cheap.
Yeah! & still you can’t afford me!

Submitted by: Vipul

Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?

Submitted by: jjsnage

No sh*t Sherlock!

Submitted by: Java the hut

Not many people can listen to you and survive. I should be getting an award.

Submitted by: Bill

No you’re not ugly.. It’s just that you’re face is few centuries out of fashion.

Submitted by: roya

Person 1: Can you help me do my homework?
Person 2: Sure, I can, why not.
Person 1: Well?.
Person 2: Just because I can, doesn’t mean I will.

Submitted by: Kiel

That sounds so cool! It’s a shame I’m not interested…

Submitted by: Sfiesta

Oh, I’m sorry. Were you under the impression that I value your opinion?

Submitted by: Everybodyhatesmeh

I am not bad. I am just dangerously awful.

Submitted by: Tiela Selepe

If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.

So are you single?…- For you? No.
Nice top do they make them for guys?( obviously this must be asked to a guy)
(When bumping into someone you hate and haven’t seen for a while)…Five more minutes and I would have started missing you.
..statement – I am at College/ I was accepted in College…response- Oh good for you. So is it to study or to be studied?

Submitted by: sarcastiktik Boom

Someone said that you didn’t have half a brain, but I defended you, I insisted that you did!

Submitted by: Richard

How much do you charge to haunt a house?

Submitted by: thomas geddes

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