Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 15
Cashier: Hi can I help you?
Me: No I just stood in line for 10 minutes to say hi.
I’m sorry I was talking, while you were interrupting me.
I feel like we’re apart when we’re in the same room! But If you keep talking, you’ll ruin the illusion.
The movie was awesome!! My favorite part was when it ended.
You’re right, violence is not the solution; it’s just part of the equation.
Time flies when I’m with you… Well, it’s because I zone out mostly.
After being cut off mid sentence:
I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
Should I bring ladder so you can step out of my business?
You have a very strong grasp of the obvious.
No, I’m not ignoring you…I just lost interest in what you were about to say.