Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 15
Person 1: ” You did not just do that!!”
Person 2: “no? watch I’ll do it again!!”
Well my imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems
You: Go to Hell!
Me: See you there.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Teacher: We are going to play the quiet game.
Student: Are you playing too?
So, this is where our diligence has led?
Your just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
I’m not crazy! The voices tell me I am entirely sane…
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
Wow…that outfit is unique…ain’t wrong to be different..
but..you’re just asking people to make fun of you.
My loyalty cannot be brought, however, it can be rented.
When you think your best isn’t good enough, more than likely it isn’t.
You: “Why are you here?”
Me: “Well… Heaven didn’t want me,
And hells afraid I’ll take over.”
I don’t believe in plastic surgery,
But in your case,
That is the ugliest top Ive ever seen, yet it compliments your face perfectly.
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit! Yet it remains the funniest!
I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don’t want to see your ugly mug every day.
Do I know Sarcasm? Why yes he’s my best friend…
Jealously is a disease…get well soon!!!!
To fail you have to try. To try you have to fail first to start again.
Think I am sarcastic?
Watch me pretend to care!
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity.
Violence won’t solve anything…But it sure makes me feel good.
You were looking good from afar.. Now you’re far from looking good.
We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.