Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
Me (with sincerity): Do you know what I like most about you?
Me: Absolutely Nothing.
You’re so cheap.
Yeah! & still you can’t afford me!
Just because people don’t understand you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.
No sh*t Sherlock!
Not many people can listen to you and survive. I should be getting an award.
Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?
Person 1: Can you help me do my homework?
Person 2: Sure, I can, why not.
Person 1: Well?.
Person 2: Just because I can, doesn’t mean I will.
That sounds so cool! It’s a shame I’m not interested…
No you’re not ugly.. It’s just that you’re face is few centuries out of fashion.
I am not bad. I am just dangerously awful.
Oh, I’m sorry. Were you under the impression that I value your opinion?
How much do you charge to haunt a house?
Just in case you haven’t noticed, you are ugly both mentally and physically. Other than that? You are totally fine!
You- “oh find it funny do you?!”
Me- “hence the laughter”
So are you single?…- For you? No.
Nice top do they make them for guys?( obviously this must be asked to a guy)
(When bumping into someone you hate and haven’t seen for a while)…Five more minutes and I would have started missing you.
..statement – I am at College/ I was accepted in College…response- Oh good for you. So is it to study or to be studied?