Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 15

214

You’re unique just like everyone else!

Submitted by: Raden
208

Person 1: ” You did not just do that!!”
Person 2: “no? watch I’ll do it again!!”

Submitted by: cijan rike
156

Well my imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems

Submitted by: hachi"s girl
237

You: Go to Hell!
Me: See you there.

Submitted by: Jen
184

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Submitted by: therandomone
127

Teacher: We are going to play the quiet game.
Student: Are you playing too?

Submitted by: therandomone
273

So, this is where our diligence has led?

Submitted by: therandomone
139

Your just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Submitted by: Christel
133

I’m not crazy! The voices tell me I am entirely sane…

Submitted by: thwhitewolff
77

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.

Submitted by: jia-di
404

Wow…that outfit is unique…ain’t wrong to be different..
but..you’re just asking people to make fun of you.

Submitted by: Rachh.
239

My loyalty cannot be brought, however, it can be rented.

Submitted by: Shalamar2k2
280

When you think your best isn’t good enough, more than likely it isn’t.

Submitted by: Mizz Breezy
219

You: “Why are you here?”
Me: “Well… Heaven didn’t want me,
And hells afraid I’ll take over.”

Submitted by: Kikkaa
96

I don’t believe in plastic surgery,
But in your case,
Go ahead.

Submitted by: Bubbles
95

That is the ugliest top Ive ever seen, yet it compliments your face perfectly.

Submitted by: Robina
219

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit! Yet it remains the funniest!

Submitted by: lisa
157

I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don’t want to see your ugly mug every day.

Submitted by: Maximum_Ride_Beth
371

Do I know Sarcasm? Why yes he’s my best friend…

Submitted by: 'Lil miss giggle
190

Jealously is a disease…get well soon!!!!

Submitted by: steph
336

To fail you have to try. To try you have to fail first to start again.

Submitted by: Marie
264

Think I am sarcastic?
Watch me pretend to care!

Submitted by: Noem Miranda
188

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity.

Submitted by: katsumi
251

Violence won’t solve anything…But it sure makes me feel good.

Submitted by: Shawnelly
3

We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.


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