Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
Me (with sincerity): Do you know what I like most about you?
Me: Absolutely Nothing.
No sh*t Sherlock!
If I had a dollar for every smart thing you said…wait no, then I’d be in debt!
Not many people can listen to you and survive. I should be getting an award.
You’re so cheap.
Yeah! & still you can’t afford me!
Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?
That sounds so cool! It’s a shame I’m not interested…
Person 1: Can you help me do my homework?
Person 2: Sure, I can, why not.
Person 1: Well?.
Person 2: Just because I can, doesn’t mean I will.
Just in case you haven’t noticed, you are ugly both mentally and physically. Other than that? You are totally fine!
You- “oh find it funny do you?!”
Me- “hence the laughter”
So are you single?…- For you? No.
Nice top do they make them for guys?( obviously this must be asked to a guy)
(When bumping into someone you hate and haven’t seen for a while)…Five more minutes and I would have started missing you.
..statement – I am at College/ I was accepted in College…response- Oh good for you. So is it to study or to be studied?
I am not bad. I am just dangerously awful.
The details of your incompetence does not interest me !
If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.
How much do you charge to haunt a house?