Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
If I had a dollar for every smart thing you said…wait no, then I’d be in debt!
Me (with sincerity): Do you know what I like most about you?
Me: Absolutely Nothing.
You’re so cheap.
Yeah! & still you can’t afford me!
Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?
No sh*t Sherlock!
Not many people can listen to you and survive. I should be getting an award.
No you’re not ugly.. It’s just that you’re face is few centuries out of fashion.
Person 1: Can you help me do my homework?
Person 2: Sure, I can, why not.
Person 1: Well?.
Person 2: Just because I can, doesn’t mean I will.
That sounds so cool! It’s a shame I’m not interested…
Oh, I’m sorry. Were you under the impression that I value your opinion?
I am not bad. I am just dangerously awful.
If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.
So are you single?…- For you? No.
Nice top do they make them for guys?( obviously this must be asked to a guy)
(When bumping into someone you hate and haven’t seen for a while)…Five more minutes and I would have started missing you.
..statement – I am at College/ I was accepted in College…response- Oh good for you. So is it to study or to be studied?
Someone said that you didn’t have half a brain, but I defended you, I insisted that you did!
How much do you charge to haunt a house?