Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 15

Cashier: Hi can I help you?
Me: No I just stood in line for 10 minutes to say hi.

Submitted by: jekah

I’m sorry I was talking, while you were interrupting me.

Submitted by: dmitch

I feel like we’re apart when we’re in the same room! But If you keep talking, you’ll ruin the illusion.

Submitted by: Mass Of Thumbs

The movie was awesome!! My favorite part was when it ended.

Submitted by: Sairah

You’re right, violence is not the solution; it’s just part of the equation.

Submitted by: bob

Time flies when I’m with you… Well, it’s because I zone out mostly.

Submitted by: Mass Of Thumbs

After being cut off mid sentence:
I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

Submitted by: CJ

Should I bring ladder so you can step out of my business?

Submitted by: Elia

You have a very strong grasp of the obvious.

Submitted by: iyad

No, I’m not ignoring you…I just lost interest in what you were about to say.

Submitted by: Mass Of Thumbs
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