Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
Just because people don’t understand you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.
I’m not sleeping, I’m just checking my eyelids for holes!
If I had a dollar for every smart thing you said…wait no, then I’d be in debt!
No sh*t Sherlock!
Not many people can listen to you and survive. I should be getting an award.
No you’re not ugly.. It’s just that you’re face is few centuries out of fashion.
Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?
Person 1: Can you help me do my homework?
Person 2: Sure, I can, why not.
Person 1: Well?.
Person 2: Just because I can, doesn’t mean I will.
That sounds so cool! It’s a shame I’m not interested…
Oh, I’m sorry. Were you under the impression that I value your opinion?
If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.
How much do you charge to haunt a house?
I am not bad. I am just dangerously awful.
You : I know I’m just an ugly guy..*hoping to be praised*
Me : awwh, don’t be sad, there are many more uglier people out there..
You : ^!%!$#@$@^@**@&^@%$@
Me : =)
Just in case you haven’t noticed, you are ugly both mentally and physically. Other than that? You are totally fine!