Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 15

I’m not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed.
“Don’t make me hit you again!”
“You’re going to hit me again? No, don’t do that! I might not survive!”
Are you always this retarded or are you making a special effort today?
I’m not your type. I’m not inflatable.
“I’d insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn’t understand and if I tried to explain it to you, your brain might implode from information overload.”

Submitted by: Carina Aly Ceara

Tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to use sarcasm.

Submitted by: PlayMisty4Me

You’re unique just like everyone else!

Submitted by: Raden

Person 1: ” You did not just do that!!”
Person 2: “no? watch I’ll do it again!!”

Submitted by: cijan rike

Well my imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems

Submitted by: hachi"s girl

You: Go to Hell!
Me: See you there.

Submitted by: Jen

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Submitted by: therandomone

Teacher: We are going to play the quiet game.
Student: Are you playing too?

Submitted by: therandomone

So, this is where our diligence has led?

Submitted by: therandomone

Your just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Submitted by: Christel

I’m not crazy! The voices tell me I am entirely sane…

Submitted by: thwhitewolff

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.

Submitted by: jia-di

Wow…that outfit is unique…ain’t wrong to be different..’re just asking people to make fun of you.

Submitted by: Rachh.

My loyalty cannot be brought, however, it can be rented.

Submitted by: Shalamar2k2

When you think your best isn’t good enough, more than likely it isn’t.

Submitted by: Mizz Breezy

You: “Why are you here?”
Me: “Well… Heaven didn’t want me,
And hells afraid I’ll take over.”

Submitted by: Kikkaa

That is the ugliest top Ive ever seen, yet it compliments your face perfectly.

Submitted by: Robina

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit! Yet it remains the funniest!

Submitted by: lisa

I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don’t want to see your ugly mug every day.

Submitted by: Maximum_Ride_Beth

Do I know Sarcasm? Why yes he’s my best friend…

Submitted by: 'Lil miss giggle

Jealously is a disease…get well soon!!!!

Submitted by: steph

To fail you have to try. To try you have to fail first to start again.

Submitted by: Marie

Think I am sarcastic?
Watch me pretend to care!

Submitted by: Noem Miranda

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity.

Submitted by: katsumi

Violence won’t solve anything…But it sure makes me feel good.

Submitted by: Shawnelly

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