Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

Cashier: Hi can I help you?
Me: No I just stood in line for 10 minutes to say hi.

Submitted by: jekah

You’re right, violence is not the solution; it’s just part of the equation.

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Submitted by: bob
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After being cut off mid sentence:
I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

Submitted by: CJ

The movie was awesome!! My favorite part was when it ended.

Submitted by: Sairah

I’m sorry I was talking, while you were interrupting me.

Submitted by: dmitch

I feel like we’re apart when we’re in the same room! But If you keep talking, you’ll ruin the illusion.

Submitted by: Mass Of Thumbs

Time flies when I’m with you… Well, it’s because I zone out mostly.

Submitted by: Mass Of Thumbs

‘A’ is reading a book, ‘B’ says …
B: “Are you reading?”
A: “No, I’m staring at the book hoping that lasers will come out of my eyes and burn the book.”

Submitted by: Chiahjee

Should I bring ladder so you can step out of my business?

Submitted by: Elia

You have a very strong grasp of the obvious.

Submitted by: iyad

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