Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 15
Cashier: Hi can I help you?
Me: No I just stood in line for 10 minutes to say hi.
I’m sorry I was talking, while you were interrupting me.
I feel like we’re apart when we’re in the same room! But If you keep talking, you’ll ruin the illusion.
You’re right, violence is not the solution; it’s just part of the equation.
Time flies when I’m with you… Well, it’s because I zone out mostly.
The movie was awesome!! My favorite part was when it ended.
After being cut off mid sentence:
I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
Should I bring ladder so you can step out of my business?
You have a very strong grasp of the obvious.
‘A’ is reading a book, ‘B’ says …
B: “Are you reading?”
A: “No, I’m staring at the book hoping that lasers will come out of my eyes and burn the book.”