Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
Don’t worry you’re not as dumb as you look.
Just because people don’t understand you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.
No sh*t Sherlock!
If I had a dollar for every smart thing you said…wait no, then I’d be in debt!
Not many people can listen to you and survive. I should be getting an award.
Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?
Person 1: Can you help me do my homework?
Person 2: Sure, I can, why not.
Person 1: Well?.
Person 2: Just because I can, doesn’t mean I will.
No you’re not ugly.. It’s just that you’re face is few centuries out of fashion.
That sounds so cool! It’s a shame I’m not interested…
Oh, I’m sorry. Were you under the impression that I value your opinion?
If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.
I am not bad. I am just dangerously awful.
You : I know I’m just an ugly guy..*hoping to be praised*
Me : awwh, don’t be sad, there are many more uglier people out there..
You : ^!%!$#@$@^@**@&^@%$@
Me : =)
You- “oh find it funny do you?!”
Me- “hence the laughter”
How much do you charge to haunt a house?