Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 15
I’m sorry I was talking, while you were interrupting me.
You’re right, violence is not the solution; it’s just part of the equation.
Time flies when I’m with you… Well, it’s because I zone out mostly.
Cashier: Hi can I help you?
Me: No I just stood in line for 10 minutes to say hi.
I feel like we’re apart when we’re in the same room! But If you keep talking, you’ll ruin the illusion.
The movie was awesome!! My favorite part was when it ended.
After being cut off mid sentence:
I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
You have a very strong grasp of the obvious.
Should I bring ladder so you can step out of my business?
I’m not good at giving advice…how about sarcasm?