Smoking Quotes and Sayings - Page 3
Smoking is bad, but you can die in a car wreck too.
I can’t stand all those sad stories from people who died of cancer while smoking. My grandfather turned 81 and he smoked for about 65 years. Never had any diseases or anything, besides.. Nowadays you’ll get cancer from anything! I know it’s horrible if you lose someone who actually has cancer but we can’t quite help it. So excuse me, I’m going for a smoke…
A great chain smoker has only three wishes
Smoking reduces weight……one lung at a time!
Smokers are the kindest people ever… Untill they have no smokes…
Good smoker is a good kisser:)
My doctor asked me how much I smoked, I told him just enough to stay addicted.
If you don’t wanna see me smoking, then you better find other ways to keep my lips busy.
Smoking and getting caught by your father is injurious to health…!!
It’s been proven that 100% of people that smoke die…it’s also been proven that 100% of people that don’t smoke die too.
Smoke or not, you die anyway.
I hate cigarettes and thank God I did quit! When I smoked I said..
“I always say NO to cigarettes.. But cigarettes don’t speak English”
So I decided to ignore it and leave it alone, instead of learning Cancer language
What’s worse than a smoker with an attitude ? An enraged non- smoker!!!!
Harassing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health!!
I’m not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.
To know more about LUNG cancer….keep SMOKING !!
I always think about quitting smoking .. But what to do … To think I need to smoke ..
No seriously, this is my last one.
I really hate cigarettes. Whenever I see one, I lit it up.
I can’t think of cooler ways to die.
Don’t ever hate smokers because its them due to whom thousands get their daily bread.