Everybody wishes they could go to heaven but no one wants to die.
The words “I love you” and a little hug from a child is a piece of heaven.
The key to heaven lies beneath your mother’s feet.
If I cannot smoke cigars in Heaven, I shall not go.
– Mark Twain
The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven.
– John Milton
Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads.
– Henry David Thoreau
Heaven would be Hell in no time if every cruel, selfish, vicious soul went to Heaven.
– Anne Rice
Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.
– Mark Twain
What makes earth feel like hell is our expectation that it should feel like heaven.
– Chuck Palahniuk
Heaven on earth, not a place to find but a decision to make.
Do not await Heaven Above if we have failed to create it on Earth.
People say there is no heaven on earth, they’ve clearly never been on a horse.
If warm air rises, Heaven could be hotter than Hell.
– Steven Wright
I would prefer an intelligent hell to a stupid paradise.
– Blaise Pascal
Better to reign in Hell, than to serve in Heaven.
– John Milton
Perhaps they are not stars, but rather openings in heaven where the love of our lost ones pours through and shines down upon us to let us know they are happy.
You do not have to search for heaven Its right here!! You don’t have to wait for the doors to open. It’s already open!! If you don’t know how to enter what am I to do?
– Kamal Haasan
Heaven is the place where all the dogs you ever loved come to greet you.
God created heaven on earth but man created hell.
– Santosh Kalwar
When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is.
– Ayn Rand
In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
– Friedrich Nietzsche
Heaven is the presence of God.
– Christina G. Rossetti
Let this hell be our heaven.
– Richard Matheson
Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads.
– Henry David Thoreau
Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don’t need it and hell where they already have it.
– Ronald Reagan
Heaven is not somewhere you go. It is something you carry within you.
How far is heaven? It’s not very far. When you live close to God, it’s right where you are.
When someone dies, an angel is there to meet them at the gates of Heaven to let them know that their life has just begun.
Heaven is not the place that you go when you DIE, its that moment in LIFE you actually feel ALIVE.
Heaven has a wall and strict immigration policies. Hell has open borders.
The slogan of Hell: Eat or be eaten. The slogan of Heaven: Eat and be eaten.
All the way to heaven is heaven, because Jesus said, “I am the way.”
To be in Hell is to drift: to be in Heaven is to steer.
– George Bernard Shaw
The reason we deny ourselves from experiencing heaven on earth is because of the misconception of heaven after life. And apparently only if you do qualify.
We may be surprised at the people we find in heaven. God has a soft spot for sinners. His standards are quite low.
– Desmond Tutu
It’s easier for a rich man to ride that camel through the eye of a needle directly into the Kingdom of Heaven, than for some of us to give up our cell phone.
– Vera Nazarian
Heaven’s last best gift, my ever new delight.
– John Milton
Heaven is not somewhere above, rather inside deep in your soul. To get there you must work hard, real hard.
There’s a heaven for everybody. Only its location is different.
– Mariana Fulger
They who believe and do righteous deeds- those are the companions of Paradise; they will abide therein eternally.
– Quran
A rose will still be a rose in heaven, but it’ll smell ten times sweeter.
– Meg Woodson
Tears are often the telescope by which men see far into heaven.
– Henry Ward Beecher
I think Heaven will be like a first kiss.
– Sarah Addison Allen
They say there’s a heaven for those who will wait. Some say it’s better, but I say it ain’t. I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. Sinners are much more fun.
– Billy Joel
That’s what Heaven is. You get to make sense of your yesterdays.
– Mitch Albom
If there’s no chocolate in Heaven, I’m not going.
– Jane Seabrook
Perhaps they are not stars but rather openings in Heaven where the love of our lost ones shines down to let us know they are happy.
When angels are forced from the heavens, they become devils.
– Vicious Cowboy Bebop
Heaven can be found in the most unlikely corners.
– Mitch Albom
If it’s possible to send a message from heaven, I’ll get one to you.
– Lurlene McDaniel
If Heaven decides to rain or your mother to remarry, there is no way to stop either.