Heaven Quotes and Sayings

Everybody wishes they could go to heaven but no one wants to die.

The words “I love you” and a little hug from a child is a piece of heaven.

The key to heaven lies beneath your mother’s feet.

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads.
– Henry David Thoreau

If I cannot smoke cigars in Heaven, I shall not go.
– Mark Twain

Do not await Heaven Above if we have failed to create it on Earth.

If warm air rises, Heaven could be hotter than Hell.
– Steven Wright

Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.
– Mark Twain

People say there is no heaven on earth, they’ve clearly never been on a horse.

LIFE is short, DEATH is sure, HEAVEN and HELL is real.

What makes earth feel like hell is our expectation that it should feel like heaven.
– Chuck Palahniuk

You do not have to search for heaven Its right here!! You don’t have to wait for the doors to open. It’s already open!! If you don’t know how to enter what am I to do?
– Kamal Haasan

Heaven on earth, not a place to find but a decision to make.

I would prefer an intelligent hell to a stupid paradise.
– Blaise Pascal

The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven.
– John Milton

Heaven is the place where all the dogs you ever loved come to greet you.

Better to reign in Hell, than to serve in Heaven.
– John Milton

When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is.
– Ayn Rand

In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
– Friedrich Nietzsche

To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.

God created heaven on earth but man created hell.
– Santosh Kalwar

Heaven would be Hell in no time if every cruel, selfish, vicious soul went to Heaven.
– Anne Rice

You can’t enter Heaven unless God enters you.

To be in Hell is to drift: to be in Heaven is to steer.
– George Bernard Shaw

Heaven is not somewhere you go. It is something you carry within you.

They say there’s a heaven for those who will wait. Some say it’s better, but I say it ain’t. I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. Sinners are much more fun.
– Billy Joel

If there’s no chocolate in Heaven, I’m not going.
– Jane Seabrook

Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don’t need it and hell where they already have it.
– Ronald Reagan

Heaven is not the place that you go when you DIE, its that moment in LIFE you actually feel ALIVE.

The slogan of Hell: Eat or be eaten. The slogan of Heaven: Eat and be eaten.