Smoking Quotes and Sayings
Some things are better eschewed than chewed; tobacco is one of them.
Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can’t find your cigarettes.
Smoking is an expensive way to kill yourself…
I know of a woman that was a smoker, she got brain cancer and she could barely speak well enough to say, Don’t ever smoke. How sad :(
My grandpa got alzheimer’s disease from smoking ( which ultimately lead to his death :(
I had a aunt that worked at a restaurant for several years, she was constantly breathing in cigarette smoke, then at the age of 37 she died from cancer. Leaving behind a husband and 4 young children. If you think smoking is a joke ask my cousins how they liked growing up without their mom, not as funny as you think.
I could tell you more stories but I won’t take your time.
I realize smoking is an addiction, please get the help you need before it’s to late.
May you win the battle for your life.
Smoking kills… But lucky for me, I like a challenge.
I’m not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.
– Bill Hicks
“I knew a man who quit smoking, drinking and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself!”
“I’ve never heard of anyone smoking a joint and going on a rampage. It makes you lie around on the floor and look at the ceiling. What’s wrong with that?”
Good smoker is a good kisser:)
I can’t think of cooler ways to die.
Smoking isn’t the only thing that kills. Life today, nearly everything kills. Guess I should give up life.
Smoking is amazing, I love it! You all who aren’t smokers should try it! It’s been the best thing of my life! Bye, gotta go to heaven.
You say smoking kills and I say so do car crashes and serial killers.
I would quit smoking, but nobody likes a quitter
I always think about quitting smoking .. But what to do … To think I need to smoke ..
I like to walk in fog so that no one can see me smoking.
If you are going to try the cigarette once in your life then please think about it again because cigarette will try rest of your life.
What’s worse than a smoker with an attitude ? An enraged non- smoker!!!!
Non smokers : I hate cigarettes that’s why I never touched one.:)
Smokers : I hate cigarettes that’s why whenever I see one, I lit it up.:D
I tried to stop smoking my special cigarettes but when I went outside the graphics weren’t as good so I sparked up a spliff and the world went back to normal.
Don’t ever hate smokers because its them due to whom thousands get their daily bread.
I only smoke after meals, I’m done to 20 meals a day.