Smoking Quotes and Sayings - Page 5

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A cigarette is the only consumer product which when used as directed kills its consumer.
– Dr. Gro Harlem Brundtland

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The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.

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I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn’t want to smoke, but I didn’t believe myself.
– Barbara Kelly

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I’m not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.
– Bill Hicks

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Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can’t find your cigarettes.

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Some things are better eschewed than chewed; tobacco is one of them.

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I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven’t had time for tobacco since.
– Arturo Toscanini

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My smoking might be bothering you, but it’s killing me.

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Cigarette: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.

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I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.
Mark Twain

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To the average cigarette smoker the world is his ashtray.

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If we lose the battle against tobacco, we will lose the war against cancer.

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Sooner or later, everyone stops smoking.

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If I cannot smoke cigars in Heaven, I shall not go.
Mark Twain

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Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend.
– Gerard Way

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If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
– Douglas Adams

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Secrets have a way of making themselves felt, even before you know there’s a secret.
– Jean Ferris


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