Smoking Quotes and Sayings - Page 5
The only safer cigarette is your last one.
A cigarette is the only consumer product which when used as directed kills its consumer.
– Dr. Gro Harlem Brundtland
The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.
I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn’t want to smoke, but I didn’t believe myself.
– Barbara Kelly
I’m not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.
– Bill Hicks
Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can’t find your cigarettes.
Some things are better eschewed than chewed; tobacco is one of them.
I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven’t had time for tobacco since.
– Arturo Toscanini
My smoking might be bothering you, but it’s killing me.
Cigarette: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.
I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.
– Mark Twain
To the average cigarette smoker the world is his ashtray.
If we lose the battle against tobacco, we will lose the war against cancer.
Sooner or later, everyone stops smoking.
If I cannot smoke cigars in Heaven, I shall not go.
– Mark Twain
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend.
– Gerard Way
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
– Douglas Adams
Secrets have a way of making themselves felt, even before you know there’s a secret.
– Jean Ferris