Smoking Quotes and Sayings

The best way to quit smoking is to keep wet cigarettes.

Submitted by: Mohsin Ali

I’m not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.

Submitted by: Vikrant

A great chain smoker has only three wishes
1.Smoking,
2.Smoking, and
3.Smoking

Submitted by: sridhar

Smoking kills and Cars account for more than 35,000 deaths a year in the USA alone. Give up your car and both problems are solved, who wants to walk to the store for cigarettes?

Submitted by: Bwright

When you smoke, you’re paying to kill yourself.
If you want to die from smoking..it’s quicker and easier just to get a gun.

Submitted by: Suljo

Rehab is for quitters!

Submitted by: Hobbes

Like a person is not a thief until he is caught, Smoking was only harmful to the person who died of smoking.

Submitted by: shaun

Smoking is bad, but you can die in a car wreck too.
I can’t stand all those sad stories from people who died of cancer while smoking. My grandfather turned 81 and he smoked for about 65 years. Never had any diseases or anything, besides.. Nowadays you’ll get cancer from anything! I know it’s horrible if you lose someone who actually has cancer but we can’t quite help it. So excuse me, I’m going for a smoke…

Submitted by: A

The best way to give up smoking cigarettes is to move to San Francisco where pot is legal.

Submitted by: Bwright

Secrets have a way of making themselves felt, even before you know there’s a secret.
– Jean Ferris

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Why do so many people care, its not their live its the smoker’s live. Personally I enjoy smoking my Hookah, Pipe or Blunt … Or all together.
And if you haven’t notice, smokers are mostly the nicest calmest and nicest people.

Submitted by: Robert

I am not a heavy smoker, I just go through a lighter a day.

Submitted by: Anupam choudhary

I only smoke when I drink, I’m down to two packs a day!

Submitted by: Emfa Seema

If I cannot smoke is heaven then I shall not go.

Submitted by: BHAVINI

A Smoke a day keeps the stress away!

Submitted by: MarkThe Smoker

My doctor asked me how much I smoked, I told him just enough to stay addicted.

Submitted by: phead41

Smokers are the kindest people ever… Untill they have no smokes…

Submitted by: Smokaboi

I smoke when I feel alone.

Submitted by: Heerock saharia

You might be a firefighter if you’ve ever smoked and there wasn’t a cigarette in sight.

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