Smoking Quotes and Sayings - Page 5

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If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
– Douglas Adams

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It is easier to stay out than get out.
Mark Twain

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Smoke your pipe and be silent; there’s only wind and smoke in the world.
– Irish Proverb

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To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I’ve done it a thousand times.
Mark Twain

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Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
– Fletcher Knebel

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Smokers don’t get to smoke. They have to smoke.

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The believing we do something when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.

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The only safer cigarette is your last one.

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A cigarette is the only consumer product which when used as directed kills its consumer.
– Dr. Gro Harlem Brundtland

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The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.

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I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn’t want to smoke, but I didn’t believe myself.
– Barbara Kelly

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I’m not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.
– Bill Hicks

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Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can’t find your cigarettes.

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Some things are better eschewed than chewed; tobacco is one of them.

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I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven’t had time for tobacco since.
– Arturo Toscanini

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Secrets have a way of making themselves felt, even before you know there’s a secret.
– Jean Ferris


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