Smoking Quotes and Sayings - Page 5
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
– Douglas Adams
It is easier to stay out than get out.
– Mark Twain
Smoke your pipe and be silent; there’s only wind and smoke in the world.
– Irish Proverb
To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I’ve done it a thousand times.
– Mark Twain
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
– Fletcher Knebel
Smokers don’t get to smoke. They have to smoke.
The believing we do something when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco.
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.
The only safer cigarette is your last one.
A cigarette is the only consumer product which when used as directed kills its consumer.
– Dr. Gro Harlem Brundtland
The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.
I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn’t want to smoke, but I didn’t believe myself.
– Barbara Kelly
I’m not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.
– Bill Hicks
Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can’t find your cigarettes.
Some things are better eschewed than chewed; tobacco is one of them.
I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven’t had time for tobacco since.
– Arturo Toscanini
Secrets have a way of making themselves felt, even before you know there’s a secret.
– Jean Ferris