Smoking Quotes and Sayings

Some things are better eschewed than chewed; tobacco is one of them.

Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can’t find your cigarettes.

Smoking is an expensive way to kill yourself…
I know of a woman that was a smoker, she got brain cancer and she could barely speak well enough to say, Don’t ever smoke. How sad :(
My grandpa got alzheimer’s disease from smoking ( which ultimately lead to his death :(
I had a aunt that worked at a restaurant for several years, she was constantly breathing in cigarette smoke, then at the age of 37 she died from cancer. Leaving behind a husband and 4 young children. If you think smoking is a joke ask my cousins how they liked growing up without their mom, not as funny as you think.
I could tell you more stories but I won’t take your time.
I realize smoking is an addiction, please get the help you need before it’s to late.
May you win the battle for your life.

Submitted by: Child of God

Smoking kills… But lucky for me, I like a challenge.

Submitted by: Greed

I’m not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.
– Bill Hicks

“I knew a man who quit smoking, drinking and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself!”
“I’ve never heard of anyone smoking a joint and going on a rampage. It makes you lie around on the floor and look at the ceiling. What’s wrong with that?”

Submitted by: sandy

Good smoker is a good kisser:)

Submitted by: jem luz

I can’t think of cooler ways to die.

Submitted by: bella

Smoking isn’t the only thing that kills. Life today, nearly everything kills. Guess I should give up life.

Submitted by: fishstick

Smoking is amazing, I love it! You all who aren’t smokers should try it! It’s been the best thing of my life! Bye, gotta go to heaven.

Submitted by: Bob Jones
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You say smoking kills and I say so do car crashes and serial killers.

Submitted by: Karen

I would quit smoking, but nobody likes a quitter

Submitted by: C. Lyon

I always think about quitting smoking .. But what to do … To think I need to smoke ..

Submitted by: SUNIL ... BORN TO WiN...

I like to walk in fog so that no one can see me smoking.

Submitted by: pankaj

If you are going to try the cigarette once in your life then please think about it again because cigarette will try rest of your life.

Submitted by: Sanjaya Maharjan

What’s worse than a smoker with an attitude ? An enraged non- smoker!!!!

Submitted by: Isabel Garcia

Non smokers : I hate cigarettes that’s why I never touched one.:)
Smokers : I hate cigarettes that’s why whenever I see one, I lit it up.:D

Submitted by: Himanshu Chaddha

I tried to stop smoking my special cigarettes but when I went outside the graphics weren’t as good so I sparked up a spliff and the world went back to normal.

Submitted by: Pritchard

Don’t ever hate smokers because its them due to whom thousands get their daily bread.

Submitted by: VIRAJ

I only smoke after meals, I’m done to 20 meals a day.

Submitted by: tony c

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