Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 8
People should have to take an IQ test before they’re allowed to breed.
Imagine a tsunami was coming?
a.) Run for cover
b.) Go surfing
c.) Run to the nearest mountain or
d.) Help your family?
You know what I’ll do?
Stupidity is a perfect excuse.
It is a basic human right to be as safe in any building, during an earthquake, as when standing in the middle of an open football field.
Why can’t I get any soup with this fork?
Bagels, bagels, I like bagels! Soft and round, round and soft with a spot.
Spot, I had a dog named spot once. He had a long life.
Life. Lemme tell you something about life. It cost 10 bucks. That’s crazy right?
One time I was so crazy they stuck me in a looney box and guess what the fed me there
Bagels, bagels I like bagels.
I tried to became unsuccessful and became successful in that.
So what did I became, successful or unsuccessful ???
One by one the penguins are stealing my sanity
Feelings are never stupid, they just make us feel stupid sometimes.
– Laurell K. Hamilton
Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.
You would look clever if you just mute yourself.
There are no stupid questions only stupid people asking questions.
The shocking part isn’t realizing how stupid the average person is, it’s realizing that 49% of the world is dumber than he is.
There’s no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people that don’t know the answer!
You know you are stupid when you’re riding a horse and it’s head is on the wrong end!!!
If I used all my intelligence it would be dangerous for everyone, that is why I mask it with stupidity!!
If I’m going crazy, can you give me directions?
I don’t have nightmares. I create them.
Cheryl is going to a funeral, I think someone died.
At your next right, turn left.
Hey, can we go down to the upper valley.
You need to kiss many frogs before you find your pig
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
– Scott Adams
I’m not crazy just the voices are!
I wouldn’t call you stupid or ugly…,.at least not to you’re face!
When I was first called stupid, I had to look the word up.
I owe my parents a lot, especially my mom and dad.
Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Enough to break the ice.
Who’s stupid, the stupid that called the stupid, stupid, or the stupid who was called stupid by the stupid?
You know you’re stupid if your friends are smarter than you.
My job is a decision- making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions.
– George W. Bush