Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 8
Only ignorance excuses stupidity.
– Nalini Singh
Once upon a time, every person on earth were extremely intelligent, then the TV was invented.
Don’t hate me cause i’m beautiful!! Hate me cause your man thinks soo!!
If you want to look thin and young, hang around old fat people.
Stupid is putting your keys in your pocket…and forgetting that where they are as you look for them. Lol (;
I know I’m stupid but you don’t have to point it out.
I used to follow my dreams, but then the court sent me a restriction order!
Crazy? I was crazy once, I had my own padded room.
Then the worms came…Worms? I hate worms, they drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once…
My mother told me I’m smart. My teacher told me I’m smart… My father told me I’m smart… But still my Pet invisible bee doesn’t answer.
My multiple personalities think you are crazy. They say you need help. But you didn’t hear it from me.
Hey, I know someone who has the same name as you do. Wanna know the name?
If you were 2 times as smart as you are now…you would still be stupid
Stupid is talking on your phone to someone, searching for your phone, asking the person who you’re on the phone with if they have know where it is and neither of you being able to find it.
I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don’t always agree with them.
– George Bush
It’s clearly a budget. It’s got lots of numbers in it.
– George W. Bush
Doctors must hate apples cos an apple a day keep the doctors’ money away.
Happiness is not being smart enough to know what to worry about!!!
Are you aware that 96.25% of all statistics are made up!
I’m so cool, even I want to be me.
Why is it called lipstick – when you can still move your lips???
62.3% of all statistics are made up.
I have two daughters…both are girls!
Stupidity is not covered by warranty.
I thought I losing it… But then I thought, Iv’e got nothing to lose :)
I’m not stupid, I’m just, you know, not smart