Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 8
OH MY GOD!! The rain’s wet!!!
Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter.
I know I’m stupid but you don’t have to point it out.
Don’t hate me cause i’m beautiful!! Hate me cause your man thinks soo!!
Once upon a time, every person on earth were extremely intelligent, then the TV was invented.
If life gives you lemons, say, “Great! I love lemons! What else ya got?”
Crazy? I was crazy once, I had my own padded room.
Then the worms came…Worms? I hate worms, they drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once…
If you want to look thin and young, hang around old fat people.
If you were 2 times as smart as you are now…you would still be stupid
My mother told me I’m smart. My teacher told me I’m smart… My father told me I’m smart… But still my Pet invisible bee doesn’t answer.
My multiple personalities think you are crazy. They say you need help. But you didn’t hear it from me.
Hey, I know someone who has the same name as you do. Wanna know the name?
Being stupid is fun until somebody tells you how stupid you are.
Stupid is putting your keys in your pocket…and forgetting that where they are as you look for them. Lol (;
Happiness is not being smart enough to know what to worry about!!!
It’s clearly a budget. It’s got lots of numbers in it.
- George W. Bush
62.3% of all statistics are made up.
Are you aware that 96.25% of all statistics are made up!
Doctors must hate apples cos an apple a day keep the doctors’ money away.
I’m so cool, even I want to be me.
I thought I losing it… But then I thought, Iv’e got nothing to lose :)
Why can’t I get any soup with this fork?
I’m not stupid, I’m just, you know, not smart
I have two daughters…both are girls!