Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 8

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OH MY GOD!! The rain’s wet!!!

Submitted by: Gaby
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If someone is driving you crazy, what are they driving?

Submitted by: andrea
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Stupid is putting your keys in your pocket…and forgetting that where they are as you look for them. Lol (;

Submitted by: SARAH(;
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Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter.

Submitted by: diff
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Only ignorance excuses stupidity.
– Nalini Singh
Stupid Quote: Only ignorance excuses stupidity. – Nalini Singh

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62.3% of all statistics are made up.

Submitted by: Dwight
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If you want to look thin and young, hang around old fat people.

Submitted by: Liam
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Once upon a time, every person on earth were extremely intelligent, then the TV was invented.

Submitted by: Snake
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Don’t hate me cause i’m beautiful!! Hate me cause your man thinks soo!!

Submitted by: auntie wanna
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I know I’m stupid but you don’t have to point it out.

Submitted by: bloodscker
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Crazy? I was crazy once, I had my own padded room.
Then the worms came…Worms? I hate worms, they drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once…

Submitted by: Kayla
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My multiple personalities think you are crazy. They say you need help. But you didn’t hear it from me.

Submitted by: shani3
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Hey, I know someone who has the same name as you do. Wanna know the name?

Submitted by: Toinkz M.
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If you were 2 times as smart as you are now…you would still be stupid

Submitted by: ~~.:J()$H:.~~
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My mother told me I’m smart. My teacher told me I’m smart… My father told me I’m smart… But still my Pet invisible bee doesn’t answer.

Submitted by: 456789456789456
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Stupidity is not covered by warranty.

Submitted by: Jay Ralph ATadero
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Doctors must hate apples cos an apple a day keep the doctors’ money away.

Submitted by: ajoi
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I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don’t always agree with them.
– George Bush

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I’m so cool, even I want to be me.

Submitted by: Dion
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Happiness is not being smart enough to know what to worry about!!!

Submitted by: f0sh0 homie
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Are you aware that 96.25% of all statistics are made up!

Submitted by: shaun fatty devine
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I have two daughters…both are girls!

Submitted by: babu
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It’s clearly a budget. It’s got lots of numbers in it.
George W. Bush

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I thought I losing it… But then I thought, Iv’e got nothing to lose :)

Submitted by: Sash
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Why is it called lipstick – when you can still move your lips???

Submitted by: angiebaby

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