Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 8

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Only ignorance excuses stupidity.
– Nalini Singh
Stupid Quote: Only ignorance excuses stupidity. – Nalini Singh

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Once upon a time, every person on earth were extremely intelligent, then the TV was invented.

Submitted by: Snake
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Stupid is talking on your phone to someone, searching for your phone, asking the person who you’re on the phone with if they have know where it is and neither of you being able to find it.

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Don’t hate me cause i’m beautiful!! Hate me cause your man thinks soo!!

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If you want to look thin and young, hang around old fat people.

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Stupid is putting your keys in your pocket…and forgetting that where they are as you look for them. Lol (;

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I know I’m stupid but you don’t have to point it out.

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We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.

Stupid Quote: We live in the era of smart...

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I used to follow my dreams, but then the court sent me a restriction order!

Submitted by: Lissy
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Crazy? I was crazy once, I had my own padded room.
Then the worms came…Worms? I hate worms, they drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once…

Submitted by: Kayla
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My multiple personalities think you are crazy. They say you need help. But you didn’t hear it from me.

Submitted by: shani3
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My mother told me I’m smart. My teacher told me I’m smart… My father told me I’m smart… But still my Pet invisible bee doesn’t answer.

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Hey, I know someone who has the same name as you do. Wanna know the name?

Submitted by: Toinkz M.
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If you were 2 times as smart as you are now…you would still be stupid

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Doctors must hate apples cos an apple a day keep the doctors’ money away.

Submitted by: ajoi
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It’s clearly a budget. It’s got lots of numbers in it.
George W. Bush

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Happiness is not being smart enough to know what to worry about!!!

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Are you aware that 96.25% of all statistics are made up!

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I’m so cool, even I want to be me.

Submitted by: Dion
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Why is it called lipstick – when you can still move your lips???

Submitted by: angiebaby
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62.3% of all statistics are made up.

Submitted by: Dwight
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I have two daughters…both are girls!

Submitted by: babu
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Stupidity is not covered by warranty.

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I thought I losing it… But then I thought, Iv’e got nothing to lose :)

Submitted by: Sash
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I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don’t always agree with them.
– George Bush


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