Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 8
The strawberry shampoo doesnt taste as good as it smells… But I like it any way!
No stupid remarks or questions, please, unless you really are stupid.
Stupid people won’t laugh reading all these stupid quotes. Too stupid to get it figured, I suppose.
Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity…
What do you call a person who gets his boots polished, get his trousers ironed and leaves his shirt unpressed to get a passport photograph snapped.
We are all stupid, the only difference is the degree of our stupidity.
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you’re getting this down.
“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”
- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti- smoking campaign.
If you were a potato, you would be a good potato.
You arent stupid unless you are the total opposite of smart which you are!
Hurry up slowly in a very quick tortoise pace…thank you very much please!
If aliens came down to Earth looking for inteligent life… As soon as they saw us they would turn straight back around again
Some people are just naive, while others are just stupid.
You can be anything you want when you grow up – OK, actually, you can’t. When I was little, I wanted to be a Llama when I grew up. I still haven’t gotten there yet.
My substitute teacher said this! We were all, like, in hysterics…
Honestly, I lie way too much.
I is not an retard
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Hey, your son, you know, the 21- year- old, how old is he?
What side of stupid did you wake up on? Where were you the day the brains were passed out?
I’m not fool..I’m just stupid!
I just can’t stand how everyone lately seems to be saying “I mean” before they even start their sentence. Or “I know” “You Know” “Or Whatever” “Like” “Know What I Mean”. All of the people saying these things to me sound very stupid.
How can all these people be graduating high school when they don’t even know how to speak!! College kids even talk like this!! Even doctors are now into saying the word “So” before all their sentences. There is no such thing as English anymore. Our world is falling apart.
Pretty stupid! but definitely not an idiot !!! lol
An intelligent hell would be better than a stupid paradise.
- Victor Hugo