Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 8

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OH MY GOD!! The rain’s wet!!!

Submitted by: Gaby
23

Procrastinators unite!…Tomorrow

Submitted by: awesomesaurus
376

Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter.

Submitted by: diff
35

I know I’m stupid but you don’t have to point it out.

Submitted by: bloodscker
185

Don’t hate me cause i’m beautiful!! Hate me cause your man thinks soo!!

Submitted by: auntie wanna
3

Once upon a time, every person on earth were extremely intelligent, then the TV was invented.

Submitted by: Snake
8

If life gives you lemons, say, “Great! I love lemons! What else ya got?”

Submitted by: beatles13
316

Crazy? I was crazy once, I had my own padded room.
Then the worms came…Worms? I hate worms, they drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once…

Submitted by: Kayla
33

If you want to look thin and young, hang around old fat people.

Submitted by: Liam
100

If you were 2 times as smart as you are now…you would still be stupid

Submitted by: ~~.:J()$H:.~~
38

My mother told me I’m smart. My teacher told me I’m smart… My father told me I’m smart… But still my Pet invisible bee doesn’t answer.

Submitted by: 456789456789456
27

My multiple personalities think you are crazy. They say you need help. But you didn’t hear it from me.

Submitted by: shani3
35

Hey, I know someone who has the same name as you do. Wanna know the name?

Submitted by: Toinkz M.
5

Being stupid is fun until somebody tells you how stupid you are.

Submitted by: sak
26

Stupid is putting your keys in your pocket…and forgetting that where they are as you look for them. Lol (;

Submitted by: SARAH(;
83

Happiness is not being smart enough to know what to worry about!!!

Submitted by: f0sh0 homie
7

It’s clearly a budget. It’s got lots of numbers in it.
- George W. Bush

4

62.3% of all statistics are made up.

Submitted by: Dwight
33

Are you aware that 96.25% of all statistics are made up!

Submitted by: shaun fatty devine
12

Doctors must hate apples cos an apple a day keep the doctors’ money away.

Submitted by: ajoi
29

I’m so cool, even I want to be me.

Submitted by: Dion
154

I thought I losing it… But then I thought, Iv’e got nothing to lose :)

Submitted by: Sash
4

Why can’t I get any soup with this fork?

Submitted by: A Stupid Friend
69

I’m not stupid, I’m just, you know, not smart

Submitted by: Tabby
17

I have two daughters…both are girls!

Submitted by: babu

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