Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 8
It’s clearly a budget. It’s got lots of numbers in it.
- George W. Bush
God must love stupid people. He has so many!!
OH MY GOD!! The rain’s wet!!!
I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don’t always agree with them.
- George Bush
Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter.
If someone is driving you crazy, what are they driving?
Don’t hate me cause i’m beautiful!! Hate me cause your man thinks soo!!
Why can’t I get any soup with this fork?
If you want to look thin and young, hang around old fat people.
Why is it called lipstick – when you can still move your lips???
Stupid is putting your keys in your pocket…and forgetting that where they are as you look for them. Lol (;
Crazy? I was crazy once, I had my own padded room.
Then the worms came…Worms? I hate worms, they drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once…
I know I’m stupid but you don’t have to point it out.
If you were 2 times as smart as you are now…you would still be stupid
My mother told me I’m smart. My teacher told me I’m smart… My father told me I’m smart… But still my Pet invisible bee doesn’t answer.
My multiple personalities think you are crazy. They say you need help. But you didn’t hear it from me.
Hey, I know someone who has the same name as you do. Wanna know the name?
Stupid is talking on your phone to someone, searching for your phone, asking the person who you’re on the phone with if they have know where it is and neither of you being able to find it.
Happiness is not being smart enough to know what to worry about!!!
Stupidity is a perfect excuse.
Doctors must hate apples cos an apple a day keep the doctors’ money away.
Are you aware that 96.25% of all statistics are made up!
I’m so cool, even I want to be me.
HEY CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT THE CAPS LOCK KEY IS FOR.