Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 8
If you want to look thin and young, hang around old fat people.
I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don’t always agree with them.
– George Bush
OH MY GOD!! The rain’s wet!!!
Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter.
God must love stupid people. He has so many!!
Stupidity is not covered by warranty.
Hey, I know someone who has the same name as you do. Wanna know the name?
Don’t hate me cause i’m beautiful!! Hate me cause your man thinks soo!!
I know I’m stupid but you don’t have to point it out.
I’m so cool, even I want to be me.
Crazy? I was crazy once, I had my own padded room.
Then the worms came…Worms? I hate worms, they drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once…
HEY CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT THE CAPS LOCK KEY IS FOR.
If you were 2 times as smart as you are now…you would still be stupid
Doctors must hate apples cos an apple a day keep the doctors’ money away.
My multiple personalities think you are crazy. They say you need help. But you didn’t hear it from me.
My mother told me I’m smart. My teacher told me I’m smart… My father told me I’m smart… But still my Pet invisible bee doesn’t answer.
Why can’t I get any soup with this fork?
Happiness is not being smart enough to know what to worry about!!!
It’s clearly a budget. It’s got lots of numbers in it.
– George W. Bush
I have two daughters…both are girls!
Showing you are stupid is one thing. Opening your mouth and proving it is another.
Being stupid is fun until somebody tells you how stupid you are.
Are you aware that 96.25% of all statistics are made up!
It is a basic human right to be as safe in any building, during an earthquake, as when standing in the middle of an open football field.
I thought I losing it… But then I thought, Iv’e got nothing to lose :)