Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 8

23

Procrastinators unite!…Tomorrow

Submitted by: awesomesaurus
8

It’s clearly a budget. It’s got lots of numbers in it.
- George W. Bush

144

God must love stupid people. He has so many!!

Submitted by: kelly
171

OH MY GOD!! The rain’s wet!!!

Submitted by: Gaby
10

I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don’t always agree with them.
- George Bush

376

Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter.

Submitted by: diff
19

If someone is driving you crazy, what are they driving?

Submitted by: andrea
185

Don’t hate me cause i’m beautiful!! Hate me cause your man thinks soo!!

Submitted by: auntie wanna
4

Why can’t I get any soup with this fork?

Submitted by: A Stupid Friend
33

If you want to look thin and young, hang around old fat people.

Submitted by: Liam
10

Why is it called lipstick – when you can still move your lips???

Submitted by: angiebaby
26

Stupid is putting your keys in your pocket…and forgetting that where they are as you look for them. Lol (;

Submitted by: SARAH(;
316

Crazy? I was crazy once, I had my own padded room.
Then the worms came…Worms? I hate worms, they drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once…

Submitted by: Kayla
36

I know I’m stupid but you don’t have to point it out.

Submitted by: bloodscker
100

If you were 2 times as smart as you are now…you would still be stupid

Submitted by: ~~.:J()$H:.~~
38

My mother told me I’m smart. My teacher told me I’m smart… My father told me I’m smart… But still my Pet invisible bee doesn’t answer.

Submitted by: 456789456789456
27

My multiple personalities think you are crazy. They say you need help. But you didn’t hear it from me.

Submitted by: shani3
35

Hey, I know someone who has the same name as you do. Wanna know the name?

Submitted by: Toinkz M.
4

Stupid is talking on your phone to someone, searching for your phone, asking the person who you’re on the phone with if they have know where it is and neither of you being able to find it.

Submitted by: I Am So Confused Right Now
84

Happiness is not being smart enough to know what to worry about!!!

Submitted by: f0sh0 homie
3

Stupidity is a perfect excuse.

Submitted by: Uyen
12

Doctors must hate apples cos an apple a day keep the doctors’ money away.

Submitted by: ajoi
33

Are you aware that 96.25% of all statistics are made up!

Submitted by: shaun fatty devine
29

I’m so cool, even I want to be me.

Submitted by: Dion
9

HEY CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT THE CAPS LOCK KEY IS FOR.

Submitted by: fred

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