Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 8
“Stupid is as stupid does.” – Forrest Gump
Stupid is putting your keys in your pocket…and forgetting that where they are as you look for them. Lol (;
God must love stupid people. He has so many!!
OH MY GOD!! The rain’s wet!!!
If someone is driving you crazy, what are they driving?
Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter.
Only ignorance excuses stupidity.
– Nalini Singh
If you want to look thin and young, hang around old fat people.
Stupidity is not covered by warranty.
Don’t hate me cause i’m beautiful!! Hate me cause your man thinks soo!!
Hey, I know someone who has the same name as you do. Wanna know the name?
I know I’m stupid but you don’t have to point it out.
My multiple personalities think you are crazy. They say you need help. But you didn’t hear it from me.
Crazy? I was crazy once, I had my own padded room.
Then the worms came…Worms? I hate worms, they drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once…
I’m so cool, even I want to be me.
My mother told me I’m smart. My teacher told me I’m smart… My father told me I’m smart… But still my Pet invisible bee doesn’t answer.
If you were 2 times as smart as you are now…you would still be stupid
HEY CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT THE CAPS LOCK KEY IS FOR.
It’s clearly a budget. It’s got lots of numbers in it.
– George W. Bush
Doctors must hate apples cos an apple a day keep the doctors’ money away.
Why can’t I get any soup with this fork?
Happiness is not being smart enough to know what to worry about!!!
Why is it called lipstick – when you can still move your lips???
Are you aware that 96.25% of all statistics are made up!
I have two daughters…both are girls!