Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 8
If someone is driving you crazy, what are they driving?
Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter.
God must love stupid people. He has so many!!
If you want to look thin and young, hang around old fat people.
I think we agree, the past is over.
– George W. Bush
Stupidity is not covered by warranty.
Don’t hate me cause i’m beautiful!! Hate me cause your man thinks soo!!
Hey, I know someone who has the same name as you do. Wanna know the name?
I know I’m stupid but you don’t have to point it out.
It’s clearly a budget. It’s got lots of numbers in it.
– George W. Bush
Showing you are stupid is one thing. Opening your mouth and proving it is another.
My multiple personalities think you are crazy. They say you need help. But you didn’t hear it from me.
Crazy? I was crazy once, I had my own padded room.
Then the worms came…Worms? I hate worms, they drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once…
Being stupid is fun until somebody tells you how stupid you are.
I’m so cool, even I want to be me.
My mother told me I’m smart. My teacher told me I’m smart… My father told me I’m smart… But still my Pet invisible bee doesn’t answer.
If you were 2 times as smart as you are now…you would still be stupid
Doctors must hate apples cos an apple a day keep the doctors’ money away.
HEY CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT THE CAPS LOCK KEY IS FOR.
Why can’t I get any soup with this fork?
Happiness is not being smart enough to know what to worry about!!!
I used to follow my dreams, but then the court sent me a restriction order!
Why is it called lipstick – when you can still move your lips???
Are you aware that 96.25% of all statistics are made up!
I have two daughters…both are girls!