Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 8

33

If you want to look thin and young, hang around old fat people.

Submitted by: Liam
14

I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don’t always agree with them.
– George Bush

172

OH MY GOD!! The rain’s wet!!!

Submitted by: Gaby
377

Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter.

Submitted by: diff
146

God must love stupid people. He has so many!!

Submitted by: kelly
4

Stupidity is not covered by warranty.

Submitted by: Jay Ralph ATadero
35

Hey, I know someone who has the same name as you do. Wanna know the name?

Submitted by: Toinkz M.
186

Don’t hate me cause i’m beautiful!! Hate me cause your man thinks soo!!

Submitted by: auntie wanna
36

I know I’m stupid but you don’t have to point it out.

Submitted by: bloodscker
29

I’m so cool, even I want to be me.

Submitted by: Dion
318

Crazy? I was crazy once, I had my own padded room.
Then the worms came…Worms? I hate worms, they drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once…

Submitted by: Kayla
11

HEY CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT THE CAPS LOCK KEY IS FOR.

Submitted by: fred
101

If you were 2 times as smart as you are now…you would still be stupid

Submitted by: ~~.:J()$H:.~~
12

Doctors must hate apples cos an apple a day keep the doctors’ money away.

Submitted by: ajoi
28

My multiple personalities think you are crazy. They say you need help. But you didn’t hear it from me.

Submitted by: shani3
40

My mother told me I’m smart. My teacher told me I’m smart… My father told me I’m smart… But still my Pet invisible bee doesn’t answer.

Submitted by: 456789456789456
6

Why can’t I get any soup with this fork?

Submitted by: A Stupid Friend
85

Happiness is not being smart enough to know what to worry about!!!

Submitted by: f0sh0 homie
13

It’s clearly a budget. It’s got lots of numbers in it.
George W. Bush

17

I have two daughters…both are girls!

Submitted by: babu
14

Showing you are stupid is one thing. Opening your mouth and proving it is another.

Submitted by: Sheila
7

Being stupid is fun until somebody tells you how stupid you are.

Submitted by: sak
34

Are you aware that 96.25% of all statistics are made up!

Submitted by: shaun fatty devine
6

It is a basic human right to be as safe in any building, during an earthquake, as when standing in the middle of an open football field.

Submitted by: Boghos L. Artinian
155

I thought I losing it… But then I thought, Iv’e got nothing to lose :)

Submitted by: Sash

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