Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 8
God must love stupid people. He has so many!!
OH MY GOD!! The rain’s wet!!!
If someone is driving you crazy, what are they driving?
Stupid is putting your keys in your pocket…and forgetting that where they are as you look for them. Lol (;
Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter.
Only ignorance excuses stupidity.
– Nalini Singh
If you want to look thin and young, hang around old fat people.
Don’t hate me cause i’m beautiful!! Hate me cause your man thinks soo!!
I know I’m stupid but you don’t have to point it out.
My multiple personalities think you are crazy. They say you need help. But you didn’t hear it from me.
Crazy? I was crazy once, I had my own padded room.
Then the worms came…Worms? I hate worms, they drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once…
Hey, I know someone who has the same name as you do. Wanna know the name?
If you were 2 times as smart as you are now…you would still be stupid
I used to follow my dreams, but then the court sent me a restriction order!
I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don’t always agree with them.
– George Bush
My mother told me I’m smart. My teacher told me I’m smart… My father told me I’m smart… But still my Pet invisible bee doesn’t answer.
Stupidity is not covered by warranty.
Doctors must hate apples cos an apple a day keep the doctors’ money away.
I’m so cool, even I want to be me.
Happiness is not being smart enough to know what to worry about!!!
Are you aware that 96.25% of all statistics are made up!
I have two daughters…both are girls!
It’s clearly a budget. It’s got lots of numbers in it.
– George W. Bush
Why can’t I get any soup with this fork?
I thought I losing it… But then I thought, Iv’e got nothing to lose :)