Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 8

9

People should have to take an IQ test before they’re allowed to breed.

Submitted by: Jimmy It
33

Imagine a tsunami was coming?
Would you…
a.) Run for cover
b.) Go surfing
c.) Run to the nearest mountain or
d.) Help your family?
You know what I’ll do?
STOP IMAGINING!

Submitted by: Nelly
4

Stupidity is a perfect excuse.

Submitted by: Uyen
6

It is a basic human right to be as safe in any building, during an earthquake, as when standing in the middle of an open football field.

Submitted by: Boghos L. Artinian
6

Why can’t I get any soup with this fork?

Submitted by: A Stupid Friend
13

Bagels, bagels, I like bagels! Soft and round, round and soft with a spot.
Spot, I had a dog named spot once. He had a long life.
Life. Lemme tell you something about life. It cost 10 bucks. That’s crazy right?
One time I was so crazy they stuck me in a looney box and guess what the fed me there
Bagels, bagels I like bagels.

Submitted by: APerson
17

I tried to became unsuccessful and became successful in that.
So what did I became, successful or unsuccessful ???

Submitted by: runu
117

One by one the penguins are stealing my sanity

Submitted by: Wisa
2

Feelings are never stupid, they just make us feel stupid sometimes.
– Laurell K. Hamilton

20

Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.

Submitted by: sandra blackburn
25

You would look clever if you just mute yourself.

Submitted by: diputs
34

There are no stupid questions only stupid people asking questions.

Submitted by: cameron
10

The shocking part isn’t realizing how stupid the average person is, it’s realizing that 49% of the world is dumber than he is.

Submitted by: derp
27

There’s no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people that don’t know the answer!

Submitted by: max
33

You know you are stupid when you’re riding a horse and it’s head is on the wrong end!!!

Submitted by: Secret
87

If I used all my intelligence it would be dangerous for everyone, that is why I mask it with stupidity!!

Submitted by: willbot89
23

If I’m going crazy, can you give me directions?

Submitted by: andrea
46

I don’t have nightmares. I create them.

Submitted by: Jessica
11

Cheryl is going to a funeral, I think someone died.

Submitted by: John
9

Recalculating…..
At your next right, turn left.
Hey, can we go down to the upper valley.

Submitted by: Eli :)
162

You need to kiss many frogs before you find your pig

Submitted by: Carolina
3

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
Scott Adams

19

I’m not crazy just the voices are!

Submitted by: HeAtH hArRiS
50

I wouldn’t call you stupid or ugly…,.at least not to you’re face!

Submitted by: BLRouse
82

When I was first called stupid, I had to look the word up.

Submitted by: Randy
19

I owe my parents a lot, especially my mom and dad.

Submitted by: tammy14
14

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Enough to break the ice.

Submitted by: Sylvia
137

Who’s stupid, the stupid that called the stupid, stupid, or the stupid who was called stupid by the stupid?

Submitted by: Gizmo
17

You know you’re stupid if your friends are smarter than you.

Submitted by: Javier
11

My job is a decision- making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions.
George W. Bush


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