Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 8

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God must love stupid people. He has so many!!

Submitted by: kelly
172

OH MY GOD!! The rain’s wet!!!

Submitted by: Gaby
19

If someone is driving you crazy, what are they driving?

Submitted by: andrea
26

Stupid is putting your keys in your pocket…and forgetting that where they are as you look for them. Lol (;

Submitted by: SARAH(;
377

Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter.

Submitted by: diff
2

Only ignorance excuses stupidity.
– Nalini Singh
Stupid Quote: Only ignorance excuses stupidity. – Nalini Singh

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33

If you want to look thin and young, hang around old fat people.

Submitted by: Liam
186

Don’t hate me cause i’m beautiful!! Hate me cause your man thinks soo!!

Submitted by: auntie wanna
36

I know I’m stupid but you don’t have to point it out.

Submitted by: bloodscker
27

My multiple personalities think you are crazy. They say you need help. But you didn’t hear it from me.

Submitted by: shani3
318

Crazy? I was crazy once, I had my own padded room.
Then the worms came…Worms? I hate worms, they drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once…

Submitted by: Kayla
35

Hey, I know someone who has the same name as you do. Wanna know the name?

Submitted by: Toinkz M.
101

If you were 2 times as smart as you are now…you would still be stupid

Submitted by: ~~.:J()$H:.~~
14

I used to follow my dreams, but then the court sent me a restriction order!

Submitted by: Lissy
12

I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don’t always agree with them.
– George Bush

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My mother told me I’m smart. My teacher told me I’m smart… My father told me I’m smart… But still my Pet invisible bee doesn’t answer.

Submitted by: 456789456789456
4

Stupidity is not covered by warranty.

Submitted by: Jay Ralph ATadero
12

Doctors must hate apples cos an apple a day keep the doctors’ money away.

Submitted by: ajoi
29

I’m so cool, even I want to be me.

Submitted by: Dion
85

Happiness is not being smart enough to know what to worry about!!!

Submitted by: f0sh0 homie
33

Are you aware that 96.25% of all statistics are made up!

Submitted by: shaun fatty devine
17

I have two daughters…both are girls!

Submitted by: babu
11

It’s clearly a budget. It’s got lots of numbers in it.
George W. Bush

6

Why can’t I get any soup with this fork?

Submitted by: A Stupid Friend
155

I thought I losing it… But then I thought, Iv’e got nothing to lose :)

Submitted by: Sash

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