Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 8
Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter.
HEY CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT THE CAPS LOCK KEY IS FOR.
It’s clearly a budget. It’s got lots of numbers in it.
- George W. Bush
I know I’m stupid but you don’t have to point it out.
Don’t hate me cause i’m beautiful!! Hate me cause your man thinks soo!!
Stupid people are hardly noticed but easily found.
Once upon a time, every person on earth were extremely intelligent, then the TV was invented.
If life gives you lemons, say, “Great! I love lemons! What else ya got?”
Crazy? I was crazy once, I had my own padded room.
Then the worms came…Worms? I hate worms, they drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once…
If you want to look thin and young, hang around old fat people.
If you were 2 times as smart as you are now…you would still be stupid
My mother told me I’m smart. My teacher told me I’m smart… My father told me I’m smart… But still my Pet invisible bee doesn’t answer.
My multiple personalities think you are crazy. They say you need help. But you didn’t hear it from me.
Hey, I know someone who has the same name as you do. Wanna know the name?
Being stupid is fun until somebody tells you how stupid you are.
Stupid is putting your keys in your pocket…and forgetting that where they are as you look for them. Lol (;
Happiness is not being smart enough to know what to worry about!!!
Are you aware that 96.25% of all statistics are made up!
Doctors must hate apples cos an apple a day keep the doctors’ money away.
I’m so cool, even I want to be me.
I’m not crazy. My imaginary friends can prove it.
I thought I losing it… But then I thought, Iv’e got nothing to lose :)
62.3% of all statistics are made up.
I’m not stupid, I’m just, you know, not smart
I have two daughters…both are girls!