On human stupidity: It is one of the most powerful forces that shape history.
– Yuval Noah Harari
I bet Einstein would have liked color.
Here’s how my brain works: it’s stupidity, followed by self-hatred, and then further analysis.
– Louis C.K.
He’s a guy who gets up at 6 a.m. regardless of what time it is.
– Lou Duva
My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.
– Chuck Nevitt
Three great forces rule the world: stupidity, fear and greed.
– Albert Einstein
There is no vaccine against stupidity.
– Albert Einstein
The height of stupidity is most clearly demonstrated by the individual who ridicules something he knows nothing about.
– Albert Einstein
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.
Remember, when you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It is only painful for others. The same applies when you are stupid.
– Ricky Gervais
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
No matter where you go, there you are.
An intelligent woman is a woman with whom one can be as stupid as one wants.
– Paul Valéry
A fanatic is one who sticks to his guns whether they’re loaded or not.
– Franklin P. Jones
A stupid selects another stupid to train, to prove both are stupids.
– P.S. Jagadeesh Kumar
What I do when I see someone pretty
I stare,
I smile,
Then when I get tired I put the mirror down.
Don’t ask questions you don’t know the answer to.
My brakes didn’t work on my car so I hit the gas, then heard a cool beeping sound, and saw flashy lights. Best day ever!!!
My Aunt is having a daughter, hope it is a girl.
“He’s as smart as a tack. ” Really? Tacks don’t do anything till you whack’em on the head with a hammer!
The degree of your stupidity is enough to boil water.
I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.
Are you really that stupid or did it take a lot of practice?
There are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky.
I’m very cleaver, made a hole in my fridge door to ensure light goes off when I close it.
What did one cat say to the other cat.
Nothing cats don’t talk. Meow.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
– Redd Foxx
Sometimes when I close my eyes I can’t see.
Listen to everyone because even an idiot comes up with a good idea once in a while.
If brains were gasoline you wouldn’t have enough to propel a flea’s motorcycle around a doughnut.