Stupid People Quotes | Funny Sayings about Stupidity

I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger… Then it hit me.

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Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish.

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I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
– Steven Wright

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I’m not a complete idiot. Some pieces are missing.

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Have you ever wondered why you can’t taste your tongue?

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I never apologise. I’m sorry, that’s just the way I am.

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The following statement is true. The previous statement is false.

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My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems.

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Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter.

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I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

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The degree of your stupidity is enough to boil water.

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I don’t follow my dreams…I ask them where they are going and find them later!

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I wonder if people wonder what I wonder, because I wonder what people wonder. Do YOU wonder what I wonder? Now THAT is what I wonder. I wonder what you’re wondering as you wonder what I wonder, if of course you’re even wondering what I’m wondering…
I wonder..

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You know you’re stupid when you wake someone up by asking if they’re asleep.

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Boys are like lava lamps…fun to look at but not very bright.

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Go for the happy endings,
because life doesn’t have any sequels.
If you keep chasing yesterday,
you’re going to miss tomorrow.

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You laugh because imm different,i laugh because I just farted..

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I asked Mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.

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I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
– Steven Wright

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I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

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