I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger… Then it hit me.
Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish.
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
– Steven Wright
I’m not a complete idiot. Some pieces are missing.
The degree of your stupidity is enough to boil water.
Have you ever wondered why you can’t taste your tongue?
I never apologise. I’m sorry, that’s just the way I am.
My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems.
The following statement is true. The previous statement is false.
Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter.
I don’t follow my dreams…I ask them where they are going and find them later!
I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.
You know you’re stupid when you wake someone up by asking if they’re asleep.
I wonder if people wonder what I wonder, because I wonder what people wonder. Do YOU wonder what I wonder? Now THAT is what I wonder. I wonder what you’re wondering as you wonder what I wonder, if of course you’re even wondering what I’m wondering…
I wonder..
Go for the happy endings,
because life doesn’t have any sequels.
If you keep chasing yesterday,
you’re going to miss tomorrow.
Boys are like lava lamps…fun to look at but not very bright.
I asked Mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
You laugh because imm different,i laugh because I just farted..
Second is the first loser.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
– Steven Wright
If you don’t know what you are talking about, at least act like you do.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
– George Carlin
The person who laughs last at a joke..didn’t get it
If you ever decide to leave me, I’m going with you.
Crazy? I was crazy once, I had my own padded room.
Then the worms came…Worms? I hate worms, they drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once…
Everybody has a photographic memory. Some people just don’t have film.
I ate my homework cos my teacher said it was a piece of cake. – she lied
“when someone calls you stupid, you arent really stupid, they are just jealous unsmart people have more fun!!”
When butterflies fall in love do they feel humans in their stomachs.
I don’t suffer from insanity… I enjoy every minute of it!
You can lie to me,
You can lie to the court,
hell… You can even lie in front of my car!
Put your seatbelt on guys, I wanna try something.
Im not stupid I just lack common sense
You’re playing stupid again..
Looks like you’re winning too.
Some people are pretty, and some people are stupid, but the majority of people are pretty stupid..
I once thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent
Don’t hate me cause i’m beautiful!! Hate me cause your man thinks soo!!
“When life throws a lemon at you, take it.
Then ask, what else have you got? “
Me? Fail English!? … That’s unpossible!
The strawberry shampoo doesnt taste as good as it smells.
OH MY GOD!! The rain’s wet!!!
A cheerleader is a dancer gone retarded. ^^
– Everything is the same… Only different.
– Smell the color nine.
– Don’t look at me in that tone of voice!
– Just because I’m stupid doesn’t mean I’m dumb.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, I snapped a tooth eating it so I had to see a dentist instead.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do will be misinterpreted and then used against you in the court of law.
I used to think I was stupid, then I met you…
God must love stupid people. He has so many!!
Think smarter, not harder=]
Being Stupid isnt as easy as it may look
If someone asks “Do I look that stupid”. Then it’s better not to answer.:)
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the driveway before it stops snowing.
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You can be what you choose to be. But you can never be an elephant.
The dumber you are, the smarter you think you are.
We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.
If brains were gasoline you wouldn’t have enough to propel a flea’s motorcycle around a doughnut.
How old is your 16 year old sister???
P.S. Someone really asked me that!!!
Why do you press harder on the remote control when you know that the battery is dead?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
In the beginning God made the heaven and the earth. The rest was made in China.
Sometimes, I feel I’m stupid enough to give away my brilliant ideas. Then I realize, I’m brilliant enough to sell my stupid ideas!
I thought I losing it… But then I thought, Iv’e got nothing to lose :)
The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.
– Bill Maher
There is no such thing as stupid questions..only stupid people
Don’t expect the unexpected unless the unexpected expects you.
A wise man once told me to always listen carefully because…um…I forgot.
Bumper sticker: Honk If Your Horn Is Broken.
I was told that if I worked hard I can be anything I want.
Well I’m still not an Elephant.
“Stupid is as stupid does.” – Forrest Gump
If all the worlds a stage..where the heck is the audience sitting ??
The voices in my head are stupid and they won’t shut up..so we argue a lot.
If you were 2 times as smart as you are now…you would still be stupid
A message to LIFE: Please stop giving me lemons, can I have some chocolate now?
Sometimes I think I’m smart..but most of the time I don’t think.
To write with broken pencils is pointless.
I always lie. Trust me.
Okay! explain everything you know, it will only take 20 seconds!
Hurry up and take your time.
I told my girlfriend I needed some “alone” time and she said “Do you want me to join you”?
Happiness is not being smart enough to know what to worry about!!!
Nothing is impossible, unless you can’t do it.
I’m not stupid its just that my doctor x- rayed my head and found nothing.
I’m not stupid, I’m just, you know, not smart
Remember, when you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It is only painful for others. The same applies when you are stupid.
– Ricky Gervais
When I say something stupid, look at me! It may be important!
Please do not try this at home… Does that mean you can try this at school??
There’s a fine line between genius and stupidity… I like to jump rope with that line.
People’s last words:
– Throw me that knife, please!
– Is it the black wire?
– I’ll check how deep the lake is.
– Was this seafood?
You need to kiss many frogs before you find your pig
Whoa, it’s a unicorn without a horn.
If people say we are all unique and special in our own way…is that just a polite way of saying you are stupid?
If you can’t amaze them with your brilliance, dazzle them with your stupidity!
One by one the penguins are stealing my sanity
Always hang out with people more stupid than you. It makes people think you are smart.
I can’t wait to see the invisible man!
Adults say if you work hard you can be any thing you want but I’m still not a whale yet!!
I’m not stupid I just don’t get the point of being smart.
I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.
– Britney Spears
Stupidity is proved itself when you try desperately to prove you are not stupid.
I only hang out with you, because you make me look so smart…
Remember to look both ways before getting hit by a car.
Experts say that 1 out of 3 patients have mental issues. Check 2 friends. If they’re o.k., you’re it.
It has come to my attention, that air pollution is polluting the air!
– George W. Bush
With fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon.
– Albert Einstein
Its not easy to argue with yourself…
YES IT IS
No its not!
SHUT UP!
make me stupid…
im done>
NOW MY TURN
when life gives you lemons make lemonade.
WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE FREAKIN LEMONADE!
i wanted a freakin cookie!
I am a member of NAPWDLA…National Association of People Who Don’t Like Abbreviations
Who’s stupid, the stupid that called the stupid, stupid, or the stupid who was called stupid by the stupid?
Stupidity is no excuse of not thinking
America is a great country. Everyone is entitled to their own stupid opinion…
I know I’m stupid but you don’t have to point it out.
I am never serious. Seriously.
Stupidity is a choice but some people abuse it.
If I used all my intelligence it would be dangerous for everyone, that is why I mask it with stupidity!!
I never apologize, I’m sorry but that’s just the way I am.
I’m always right…except when I’m wrong.
A lot of beautiful people are stupid. There’s a tremendous amount of idiots who look so good. It’s frightening.
The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.
– Albert Einstein
Two things are infinite : the universe and human stupidity; I’m not sure about the universe.
– Albert Einstein
There’s no vaccine against stupid.
My mother told me I’m smart. My teacher told me I’m smart… My father told me I’m smart… But still my Pet invisible bee doesn’t answer.
Many of us have sought the meaning of life. Fortunately it’s out on dvd now.
When it comes to stupidity, he is a genius.
If people are what they eat, some people must eat a lot of stupid.
I can’t never be serious, Seriously.
Hey, I know someone who has the same name as you do. Wanna know the name?
Listen to everyone because even an idiot comes up with a good idea once in a while.
If you want to look thin and young, hang around old fat people.
I don’t walk away from fights, I prefer running.
Everything is good, unless it’s not.
An intelligent woman is a woman with whom one can be as stupid as one wants.
– Paul Valéry
Is being stupid a new trend? Because everyone is doing it.
I’m so cool, even I want to be me.
Procrastinators unite!…Tomorrow
I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
– Greg Norman
I’m not stupid I just hang around with very smart guys.
There are no stupid questions only stupid people asking questions.
They misunderestimated me.
– George W. Bush
Batteries are very dramatic… Other things break or stop working, but batteries? THEY DIE !!!!!
STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand
Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning?
– George W. Bush
I’m giving you a definite maybe.
– Sam Goldwyn
I know only two tunes. One of them is “Yankee Doodle” and the other isn’t.
– Ulysses S. Grant
Yes, females do pursue me (if you count mosquitoes).
It’s bad luck to be superstitious.
Celibacy is not hereditary.
Excuse me, but do these stairs go up?
Traffic is moving at a standstill.
– Traffic Reporter
This project is so important that we can’t let things that are more important interfere with it.
Winter related injuries occur more often in winter.
– Newswoman
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The height of stupidity is most clearly demonstrated by the individual who ridicules something he knows nothing about.
– Albert Einstein
There’s no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people that don’t know the answer!
When I was first called stupid, I had to look the word up.
Being stupid is its own reward.
Three great forces rule the world: stupidity, fear and greed.
– Albert Einstein
I tried to snort coke but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
I don’t care if you people think I am stupid…my dog begs to differ.
My multiple personalities think you are crazy. They say you need help. But you didn’t hear it from me.
Are you aware that 96.25% of all statistics are made up!
Sometimes when I close my eyes I can’t see.
Stupid is putting your keys in your pocket…and forgetting that where they are as you look for them. Lol (;
Beauty fades, stupidity is forever.
Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.
When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him
Stupidity is not solely confined to those who are stupid.
If a bird falls in love with a fish, where will they build their house?
Imagine a tsunami was coming?
Would you…
a.) Run for cover
b.) Go surfing
c.) Run to the nearest mountain or
d.) Help your family?
You know what I’ll do?
STOP IMAGINING!
Did you here the story about the pencil with a broken tip?
Well I’m not going to tell you cos it’s pointless.
And there’s no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind… that we will fail.
– George W. Bush
You know you are stupid when you’re riding a horse and it’s head is on the wrong end!!!
I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.
– George W. Bush
I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me. Wait.
China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.
– Charles De Gaulle
Sometimes I sit and think. Sometimes I just sit.
I have two daughters…both are girls!
Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.
– Brooke Shields
I never lost my mind, I lost half and the other half went to look for it.
It depends on what the meaning of the words ‘is’ is.
– Bill Clinton
As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.
I may not have been the greatest president, but I’ve had the most fun eight years.
– Bill Clinton
I don’t have nightmares. I create them.
Doctors must hate apples cos an apple a day keep the doctors’ money away.
Our offense is like the pythagorean theorem: There is no answer!
– Shaquille O’Neal
I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don’t always agree with them.
– George Bush
Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything.
– Ivana Trump
There is no vaccine against stupidity.
– Albert Einstein
If this were a dictatorship, it’d be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I’m the dictator.
– George W. Bush
I figured something out. The future is unpredictable.
– John Green
Failure is only a temporary change in direction to set you straight for your next failure.
If someone is driving you crazy, what are they driving?
You can be sincere and still be stupid.
– Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Showing you are stupid is one thing. Opening your mouth and proving it is another.
Stupid is talking on your phone to someone, searching for your phone, asking the person who you’re on the phone with if they have know where it is and neither of you being able to find it.
If there was a 3% stupidity tax, our Country’s budget deficit would be gone before the next fiscal tax season.
I have two sons. Both are boys.
You can’t just let nature run wild.
– Wally Hickel
I cannot tell you how grateful I am – I am filled with humidity.
– Gib Lewis
Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
– George W. Bush
I’ll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.
– George W. Bush
Bagels, bagels, I like bagels! Soft and round, round and soft with a spot.
Spot, I had a dog named spot once. He had a long life.
Life. Lemme tell you something about life. It cost 10 bucks. That’s crazy right?
One time I was so crazy they stuck me in a looney box and guess what the fed me there
Bagels, bagels I like bagels.
I wouldn’t call you stupid or ugly…,.at least not to you’re face!
Mom: Billy wash your hair with this shampoo.
Billy: Mom I can’t wash my hair with this shampoo.
Mom: Why?
Billy: Because this shampoo says for dry hair, and mine are going to be wet!
I tried to became unsuccessful and became successful in that.
So what did I became, successful or unsuccessful ???
It’s clearly a budget. It’s got lots of numbers in it.
– George W. Bush
If aliens come down to earth looking for intelligent life. Wrong planet. Sorry.
Stupid people won’t laugh reading all these stupid quotes. Too stupid to get it figured, I suppose.
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.
I’m not crazy. My imaginary friends can prove it.
Stupid can change, Ugly is forever
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you’re getting this down.
I think war is a dangerous place.
– George W. Bush
The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.
I don’t diet. I just don’t eat as much as I’d like to.
– Linda Evangelista
I owe my parents a lot, especially my mom and dad.
What I do when I see someone pretty
I stare,
I smile,
Then when I get tired I put the mirror down.
Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity…
I used to follow my dreams, but then the court sent me a restriction order!
Feelings are never stupid, they just make us feel stupid sometimes.
– Laurell K. Hamilton
If you’re going to be stupid you better be tough.
I think we agree, the past is over.
– George W. Bush
I have multiple personalities, and so do I.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
You would look clever if you just mute yourself.
We are all stupid, the only difference is the degree of our stupidity.
Stupid people are hardly noticed but easily found.
It’s only because of their stupidity that they’re able to be so sure of themselves.
– Franz Kafka
You know you’re stupid if your friends are smarter than you.
I thought a thought that I thought I had thought but the thought that I had thought wasn’t the thought that I had thought I had thought so maybe if I had thought the thought that I thought I thought I wouldn’t of thought so much.
My unicorn thinks you have some serious problems.
I’ve read about foreign policy and studied, I now know the number of continents.
– George Wallace
I am not stupid. The guy that I pay to think and do my work for me is.
No matter where you go, there you are.
The more stupid one is, the closer one is to reality. The more stupid one is, the clearer one is. Stupidity is brief and artless, while intelligence squirms and hides itself. Intelligence is unprincipled, but stupidity is honest and straightforward.
– Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Pretty stupid! but definitely not an idiot !!! lol
The is a thin line between a stupid and a fool. I’m on a quest to discover whether it was an idiot or a fool who erased it.
Being stupid is fun until somebody tells you how stupid you are.
If life gives you lemons, say, “Great! I love lemons! What else ya got?”
I worked so hard to be stupid but you..you just make it look easy.
If Lincoln was alive today, he’d roll over in his grave.
– Gerald Ford
On human stupidity: It is one of the most powerful forces that shape history.
– Yuval Noah Harari
Don’t ask questions you don’t know the answer to.
I wouldn’t say you’re stupid. You are, but I wouldn’t say it.
You can observe a lot just by watching.
– Yogi Berra
My Aunt is having a daughter, hope it is a girl.
HEY CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT THE CAPS LOCK KEY IS FOR.
Now we are trying to get unemployment to go up, and I think we’re going to succeed.
– Ronald Reagan
Me may be an idiot but me is not stupid.
My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.
– Chuck Nevitt
Wherever you go, there you are.
Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Enough to break the ice.
You’re stupid if you think that you’re smart.
The strawberry shampoo doesnt taste as good as it smells… But I like it any way!
Why is it called lipstick – when you can still move your lips???
Jesus cured all diseases. Except stupidity.
If I’m going crazy, can you give me directions?
I bet Einstein would have liked color.
You arent stupid unless you are the total opposite of smart which you are!
Sure, it’s going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
– Othal Brand
There’s only one thing worse than being stupid. Being very stupid.
Why can’t I get any soup with this fork?
I’m very cleaver, made a hole in my fridge door to ensure light goes off when I close it.
I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.
I’m not crazy just the voices are!
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
– Dan Quayle
An intelligent hell would be better than a stupid paradise.
– Victor Hugo
People should have to take an IQ test before they’re allowed to breed.
I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio.
– Gerald Ford
The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher incomes than others.
– Gerry Brown
If I pick you up. And you pick me up, will we be floating?
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You are so stupid you carried a ruler to bed to see how long you sleep.
The government is not doing enough about cleaning up the environment. This is a good planet.
We made too many wrong mistakes.
– Yogi Berra
Once upon a time, every person on earth were extremely intelligent, then the TV was invented.
My thermometer is sick. Get the thermometer…oh wait…
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
– Redd Foxx
Stupidity is not covered by warranty.
I can’t believe I read this thread.
There are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky.
Are you really that stupid or did it take a lot of practice?
I asked a Policeman one day what was the stupidest statements he had ever heard…
This was his answer..
1.”Do you know how fast you were going”
2.”How much time have you done?”
3. “why do you guys always pick on me”..
And my favorite
“I was going to bring the car back to them… Someday!!”
I’m not fool..I’m just stupid!
A fanatic is one who sticks to his guns whether they’re loaded or not.
– Franklin P. Jones
Only ignorance excuses stupidity.
– Nalini Singh
Here’s how my brain works: it’s stupidity, followed by self-hatred, and then further analysis.
– Louis C.K.
Doing stupid things in the front of the mirror right before showering.
The shocking part isn’t realizing how stupid the average person is, it’s realizing that 49% of the world is dumber than he is.
We cannot give you the weather today becuase we depend on weather reports from the airport which is shut due to weather conditions. We might be able to give you a weather report tomorrow depending on the weather.
Someone comes to my house and asks me, “Where do you live?” it is at these moments I question the intelligence of the human race.
How do you get youtube to film you?
62.3% of all statistics are made up.
Some people are just naive, while others are just stupid.
Today, I took an elevator up from the top floor to the basement.
“Traffic is very heavy at the moment, so if you are thinking of leaving now, you’d better set off a few minutes earlier.”
No stupid remarks or questions, please, unless you really are stupid.
If you were a potato, you would be a good potato.
Stupidity isn’t punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of a population drop.
– Laurell K. Hamilton
When you select the “It’s just who I am” rationalization to excuse a stupid action, then who you are is an idiot.
– Alan Robert Neal
My job is a decision- making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions.
– George W. Bush
Stupidity is a state of mind.
A stupid selects another stupid to train, to prove both are stupids.
– P.S. Jagadeesh Kumar
What color was Napoleon’s white horse?
Uh, I donno… Black?
What is the only flaw of being intelligent?… that you have to deal with stupid people.
He’s a guy who gets up at 6 a.m. regardless of what time it is.
– Lou Duva
You can’t fix stupid, but you can punch it.
Cheryl is going to a funeral, I think someone died.
One man’s justice is another’s Injustice. One man’s beauty another’s ugliness. One man’s wisdom another’s folly.
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
What did one cat say to the other cat.
Nothing cats don’t talk. Meow.
Hey Everyone!!!!…Lets play stupid,…Are you Ready…Get Set…Stop!… .OK..”You All Win”…Congratulations…Wanna…Play Again.?
To kill a mocking bird. Now that’s one less bird that will wake you up, with it’s chirping!
What do you call a person who gets his boots polished, get his trousers ironed and leaves his shirt unpressed to get a passport photograph snapped.
It is a basic human right to be as safe in any building, during an earthquake, as when standing in the middle of an open football field.
– Boghos L. Artinian
I just can’t stand how everyone lately seems to be saying “I mean” before they even start their sentence. Or “I know” “You Know” “Or Whatever” “Like” “Know What I Mean”. All of the people saying these things to me sound very stupid.
How can all these people be graduating high school when they don’t even know how to speak!! College kids even talk like this!! Even doctors are now into saying the word “So” before all their sentences. There is no such thing as English anymore. Our world is falling apart.
Video games – the virtual world which always offer you the second chance whenever you lose.
A day without sunshine is, like night.
Hurry up slowly in a very quick tortoise pace…thank you very much please!
So we were given a 50 page assignment to write an essay on save trees. Photocopied in 10 places.
Half the people you know are below average.
Recalculating…..
At your next right, turn left.
Hey, can we go down to the upper valley.
Someone asked me where I was born, I said the local hospital!
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
– Scott Adams
Oh no she didn’t
Sweetie I think she just did.
“He’s as smart as a tack. ” Really? Tacks don’t do anything till you whack’em on the head with a hammer!
People always say you can be who you wanna be but I can never be a giraffe.
I used to follow my dreams until the anti- stalking came into effect.
You can be anything you want when you grow up – OK, actually, you can’t. When I was little, I wanted to be a Llama when I grew up. I still haven’t gotten there yet.
My substitute teacher said this! We were all, like, in hysterics…
I’ll think about considering it.
Me too, as well, also.
Only half the lies I tell are true.
I would explain myself, but for your level I would need some puppets and crayons.
Not even duct tape can fix stupid.
I’m not going to dignify that with an answer.
A two year old asks her pregnant mother if the baby can see inside of her belly. Before the mother can answer her five year old brother says “Yeah dummy he just has to flip on the light switch!”
Honestly, I lie way too much.
Sometimes I just lie on the floor and pretend that I’m a carrot.
The day is brighter than the night.
Have you ever wondered why sheep don’t shrink when they get wet?
What side of stupid did you wake up on?Where were you the day the brains were passed out?
It is what it is or is it?
If a smart person calls you, RUN you may catch the virus.
Don’t ever ask my name twice..cause that mean either my name is so stupid to be remembered or you are…you know…stupid.
Don’t tell me I can be anything and be happy because I will be walking around in a clown costume
Stupidity is not my strong point.
– Paul Valery
I is not an retard
My brakes didn’t work on my car so I hit the gas, then heard a cool beeping sound, and saw flashy lights. Best day ever!!!
Girl1: Hey, they said you failed in English class, is it true?
Girl 2: What? Who telled you?
When I came to this city, I only had 10 dollars…then I lost that too.
– Boy : “Me + You =1″
– Stupid Girl : “Do U Mean I Am 0″
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Stupidity is a perfect excuse.
If aliens came down to Earth looking for inteligent life… As soon as they saw us they would turn straight back around again
Hey, your son, you know, the 21- year- old, how old is he?
I am not insane… My mom got me tested.
I once had a pet SNAIL, but it RAN away from me! :S