Stupid Quotes, Sayings about Stupidity

On human stupidity: It is one of the most powerful forces that shape history.
– Yuval Noah Harari

I bet Einstein would have liked color.

Here’s how my brain works: it’s stupidity, followed by self-hatred, and then further analysis.
Louis C.K.

He’s a guy who gets up at 6 a.m. regardless of what time it is.
– Lou Duva

My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.
– Chuck Nevitt

Three great forces rule the world: stupidity, fear and greed.
Albert Einstein

There is no vaccine against stupidity.
Albert Einstein

The height of stupidity is most clearly demonstrated by the individual who ridicules something he knows nothing about.
Albert Einstein

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

Remember, when you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It is only painful for others. The same applies when you are stupid.
Ricky Gervais

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

No matter where you go, there you are.

An intelligent woman is a woman with whom one can be as stupid as one wants.
Paul Valéry

A fanatic is one who sticks to his guns whether they’re loaded or not.
Franklin P. Jones

A stupid selects another stupid to train, to prove both are stupids.
P.S. Jagadeesh Kumar

What I do when I see someone pretty
I stare,
I smile,
Then when I get tired I put the mirror down.

Don’t ask questions you don’t know the answer to.

My brakes didn’t work on my car so I hit the gas, then heard a cool beeping sound, and saw flashy lights. Best day ever!!!

My Aunt is having a daughter, hope it is a girl.

“He’s as smart as a tack. ” Really? Tacks don’t do anything till you whack’em on the head with a hammer!

The degree of your stupidity is enough to boil water.

I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.

Are you really that stupid or did it take a lot of practice?

There are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky.

I’m very cleaver, made a hole in my fridge door to ensure light goes off when I close it.

What did one cat say to the other cat.
Nothing cats don’t talk. Meow.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
– Redd Foxx

Sometimes when I close my eyes I can’t see.

Listen to everyone because even an idiot comes up with a good idea once in a while.

If brains were gasoline you wouldn’t have enough to propel a flea’s motorcycle around a doughnut.

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