Stupid Quotes & Sayings

I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger… Then it hit me.

Submitted by: Alainah on July 15, 2008

A very wise man once said, “it is better to let people think you are stupid than to open your mouth and prove you are stupid”

Submitted by: NANA on November 25, 2007

Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish.

Submitted by: lauren:) on October 14, 2008

I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Steven Wright

Submitted by: Kacey on April 3, 2008

You can have as many friends that money can buy, but I’ll still hate you for free.

Submitted by: Kayla on October 29, 2007

I’m not a complete idiot. Some pieces are missing.

Submitted by: Kacey on April 3, 2008

Have you ever wondered why you can’t taste your tongue?

Submitted by: Joe Momma on April 6, 2009

If a blonde throws you a grenade…you pull the pin and throw it back! :P

Submitted by: Mr.Stickman on February 26, 2008

I never apologise. I’m sorry, that’s just the way I am.

Submitted by: Kittypong on April 6, 2008

My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems.

Submitted by: Ryan J on February 11, 2008

The following statement is true. The previous statement is false.

Submitted by: pete wu on August 15, 2008

Its only funny until someone gets hurt.

Submitted by: dominic on December 6, 2007

Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter.

Submitted by: diff on August 3, 2007

I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

Submitted by: Kacey on April 3, 2008

I don’t follow my dreams…I ask them where they are going and find them later!

Submitted by: Billy Bob Jo Cracker on January 9, 2009

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