Stupid Quotes, Sayings about Stupidity

I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger… Then it hit me.

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Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish.

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I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
– Steven Wright

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I’m not a complete idiot. Some pieces are missing.

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Have you ever wondered why you can’t taste your tongue?

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I never apologise. I’m sorry, that’s just the way I am.

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The following statement is true. The previous statement is false.

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My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems.

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Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter.

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I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

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I wonder if people wonder what I wonder, because I wonder what people wonder. Do YOU wonder what I wonder? Now THAT is what I wonder. I wonder what you’re wondering as you wonder what I wonder, if of course you’re even wondering what I’m wondering…
I wonder..

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I don’t follow my dreams…I ask them where they are going and find them later!

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Boys are like lava lamps…fun to look at but not very bright.

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You know you’re stupid when you wake someone up by asking if they’re asleep.

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You laugh because imm different,i laugh because I just farted..

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I asked Mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.

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Go for the happy endings,
because life doesn’t have any sequels.
If you keep chasing yesterday,
you’re going to miss tomorrow.

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I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
– Steven Wright

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The person who laughs last at a joke..didn’t get it

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
– George Carlin

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If you ever decide to leave me, I’m going with you.

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Crazy? I was crazy once, I had my own padded room.
Then the worms came…Worms? I hate worms, they drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once…

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Second is the first loser.

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I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

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If you don’t know what you are talking about, at least act like you do.

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Everybody has a photographic memory. Some people just don’t have film.

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You can lie to me,
You can lie to the court,
hell… You can even lie in front of my car!

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I don’t suffer from insanity… I enjoy every minute of it!

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Put your seatbelt on guys, I wanna try something.

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When butterflies fall in love do they feel humans in their stomachs.

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Im not stupid I just lack common sense

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I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent

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“when someone calls you stupid, you arent really stupid, they are just jealous unsmart people have more fun!!”

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Me? Fail English!? … That’s unpossible!

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I once thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.

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Don’t hate me cause i’m beautiful!! Hate me cause your man thinks soo!!

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OH MY GOD!! The rain’s wet!!!

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A cheerleader is a dancer gone retarded. ^^

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You’re playing stupid again..
Looks like you’re winning too.

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The strawberry shampoo doesnt taste as good as it smells.

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Some people are pretty, and some people are stupid, but the majority of people are pretty stupid..

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, I snapped a tooth eating it so I had to see a dentist instead.

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– Everything is the same… Only different.
– Smell the color nine.
– Don’t look at me in that tone of voice!
– Just because I’m stupid doesn’t mean I’m dumb.

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I ate my homework cos my teacher said it was a piece of cake. – she lied

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You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do will be misinterpreted and then used against you in the court of law.

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Think smarter, not harder=]

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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the driveway before it stops snowing.
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I used to think I was stupid, then I met you…

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God must love stupid people. He has so many!!

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If someone asks “Do I look that stupid”. Then it’s better not to answer.:)

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