T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 6
I see an idiot reading my shirt.
I dig cute zombies.
When life give you a lemon. Squeeze it in his eyes and take his wallet.
I know I’m awesome just… You’re not.
Smoking kills slowly ….. So what , whose in a hurry?
Come to the dark side we’ve got cookies.
(Back of the shirt) Are you surprised we lied about having cookies?
I can only be nice to one person a day. Today is not your day.. Tomorrow doesn’t look so good either!
I can only please one person a day. TODAY IS NOT YOUR DAY.
CSI: Can’t stand idiots.
I’m with Stupid.
Don’t read my shirt it’s a waste of time…
Told you, people don’t listen these days.
The fact that no one understands you, doesnt make you an artist.
I am perfect*
I come with my own background music!!
Warning: may answer back
the more you sweat in practice, the less you bleed in battle.
how many frogs do I have to kiss before I find my prince?
SMILE- it makes people wonder what the hell you’re thinking about.
I’m smiling on the inside
I really hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.
HATE there’s only 3 letter difference.
Don’t laugh at my pink shirt it’s your girlfriends
I didn’t lose my mind. I sold it on ebay!
I Know KARATE!
(and a few other Japanese words..)
Don’t Stare At Me…You Will Fall In Love.
CAUTION: I suffer from Ergophobia. Warning May Be Contagious.
(ergophobia is the fear of work)
Im not with stupid…We broke up
Lets flip a coin…
heads I get tail…
Tails I get head…
Caution: I have multiple- personality disorder and I’m out of my minds.
I’m allergic to stupid people.
Single again but now with experience.
I’m not bossy… I just have better ideas.