T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 6
Whatever the questions is, Liquor Is The Answer.
There is intelligent life on Earth, but I’m just visiting.
When God created me, he was just showing off!!!
QUICK!!! What color are my eyes?!?!
Don’t follow me. I’m lost too.
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
Nothing is impossible..I do nothing.
Don’t Stare At Me…You Will Fall In Love.
Those who know me, love me.Those who don’t,hate my guts. Obviously,you don’t know me.
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
The trouble with life is there’s no background music.
Blonde and proud of it.
I can only please one person a day. TODAY IS NOT YOUR DAY.
I know KARATE…and several other oriental words..
I’m not the girl your mom warned you about, her imagination was never this good.
Oi! my face is up here!
(on front) Abracadabra!! (on back) oops.. You’re still ugly.
“Wanna know how to keep stupid people busy? (See back for answer)
Wanna know how to keep stupid people busy? (See front for answer)”
“Yah. I’m that hot.”
“Yes, I’m free Saturday. No, I will not go out with you.”
“Because I said so”
“You’re so cute it’s stupid.”
If you wanna come second….
Keep watching me, I might do a trick!
Come to the dark side we’ve got cookies.
(Back of the shirt) Are you surprised we lied about having cookies?
I can only be nice to one person a day. Today is not your day.. Tomorrow doesn’t look so good either!