T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 6
Smoking kills slowly ….. So what , whose in a hurry?
I can only please one person a day. TODAY IS NOT YOUR DAY.
I’m with Stupid.
The fact that no one understands you, doesnt make you an artist.
I am perfect*
Nothing is impossible..I do nothing.
I come with my own background music!!
I Know KARATE!
(and a few other Japanese words..)
Warning: may answer back
the more you sweat in practice, the less you bleed in battle.
how many frogs do I have to kiss before I find my prince?
SMILE- it makes people wonder what the hell you’re thinking about.
I’m smiling on the inside
I really hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.
HATE there’s only 3 letter difference.
Don’t laugh at my pink shirt it’s your girlfriends
I didn’t lose my mind. I sold it on ebay!
There are two rules in life.
1. Never give out all of the information.
Don’t Stare At Me…You Will Fall In Love.
Single again but now with experience.
I’m allergic to stupid people.
CAUTION: I suffer from Ergophobia. Warning May Be Contagious.
(ergophobia is the fear of work)
Im not with stupid…We broke up
I see an idiot reading my shirt.
My Dog Can Lick Anyone.
Don’t read my shirt it’s a waste of time…
Told you, people don’t listen these days.
Lets flip a coin…
heads I get tail…
Tails I get head…
Caution: I have multiple- personality disorder and I’m out of my minds.
I’m not bossy… I just have better ideas.
Keep watching me, I might do a trick!
I’m not deaf, I’m ignoring you!