T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 6
Smoking kills slowly ….. So what , whose in a hurry?
I can only please one person a day. TODAY IS NOT YOUR DAY.
There are two rules in life.
1. Never give out all of the information.
I’m with Stupid.
Don’t read my shirt it’s a waste of time…
Told you, people don’t listen these days.
The fact that no one understands you, doesnt make you an artist.
I am perfect*
I come with my own background music!!
Warning: may answer back
the more you sweat in practice, the less you bleed in battle.
how many frogs do I have to kiss before I find my prince?
SMILE- it makes people wonder what the hell you’re thinking about.
I’m smiling on the inside
I really hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.
HATE there’s only 3 letter difference.
Don’t laugh at my pink shirt it’s your girlfriends
I didn’t lose my mind. I sold it on ebay!
CSI: Can’t stand idiots.
I see an idiot reading my shirt.
I Know KARATE!
(and a few other Japanese words..)
Don’t Stare At Me…You Will Fall In Love.
CAUTION: I suffer from Ergophobia. Warning May Be Contagious.
(ergophobia is the fear of work)
Single again but now with experience.
Im not with stupid…We broke up
My Dog Can Lick Anyone.
Lets flip a coin…
heads I get tail…
Tails I get head…
I’m allergic to stupid people.
Caution: I have multiple- personality disorder and I’m out of my minds.
I’m not bossy… I just have better ideas.
Keep watching me, I might do a trick!
I dig cute zombies.