Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor - Page 3
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Procrastination? what does that word even mean anyways? I’ll look it up tomorrow.
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I used to think that money was the root of all evil until I wanted to commit a robbery when I was broke.
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Raisins that look like chocolate chips is the reason why I have trust issues.
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Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for awhile and leave footprints on our hearts. And some we want to leave footprints on their face.
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A rolling stone gathers no moss… But if I stop the stone then it still takes a long time for the moss to grow.
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A question that sometimes drives me hazy: Am I or the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
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If I can be of any assistance don’t think twice about asking, actually don’t even think once about it.
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