I don’t drink and drive, I drink as I drive.
Drinking makes the mind go sober.
Dear friend: I have been thinking and drinking until finally I realized something REALLY important and that’s I like drinking
I only had one officer Mr. Peg.
The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity.
Is the glass is half empty or half full? Who cares? Just drink the beer and move on with life!
A beer a day keeps the salary away.
Alcohol makes me brave.
Wine is sunlight, held together by water. – Galileo Galilei
When I drink… I feel like I’m a KING of the biggest KINGS in the world!
I don’t drunk with dance people!
No police officer I don’t drink and drive it’s illegal… I drive and drink!
A drink is when your mind says yes, but your liver says no!!!
My favorite drink is whiskey and sofa.
I Have No Drinking Problems. I Drink … I Get Drunk … I Fall Down … No Problem :- )
One only reveals ones true personality when drunk.
11. Thou shall not spilleth thy beer.
She only drinks when she’s awake and then only on those days that end in Y. I’ve never seen her drunk enough to fall off the floor. Where’s the problem here?
I’m sotaly tober.
My doctor says my alcohol level is dangerously low.
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