10% accidents are because of drunk drivers. Think wisely about rest 90%.
Rum- Regularly Used Medicine.
My grandfather is over 80 years old and doesn’t need glasses; he drinks straight from the bottle!
If I knew that I was going to this thirsty today I would’ve drunk even more last night.
There’s no beer in heaven, we might as well drink it here.
Life is better when you are drunk.
Dear friend: I have been thinking and drinking until finally I realized something REALLY important and that’s I like drinking
I only had one officer Mr. Peg.
This is an old Danish saying We toast to our friends and those we know. And those we do not know, them we toast with.
Alcohol is not a right, but a privilege that comes with responsibility and self-control.
Even on bier, I’d still have my beer!
I’m not drunk I’m just holding on to the lawn so I don’t fall off the earth.
Whats the officer problem?
I don’t have a drink problem…I can go all day without it…I just need it at night that’s all.
When life gives you lemons, break out the tequila and salt!
I don’t drink and drive, I drink as I drive.
Drinking makes the mind go sober.
The liver is evil and must be punished.
A beer a day keeps the salary away.
Wine is sunlight, held together by water. – Galileo Galilei
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