Whisky Is A Brilliant Invention…One DOUBLE and people starts feeling SINGLE Again…:P
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. – Rodney Dangerfield
A real man is a woman’s best friend. He will never let her down. He will comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions. He will enable her to be confident, sexy, seductive and invincible. No, wait, sorry, I’m thinking of wine. It’s wine that does all that. Never mind.
One only reveals ones true personality when drunk.
I thought that alcohol was just for special occasions but people use it just to dull the pain.
I’m not musician with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a music problem.
Great love affairs start with Champagne and end with tisane. – Honore de Balzac
My drinking team has a hockey problem.
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. – Phyllis Diller
Son, we found blood in your alcohol stream…
I have a drinking problem, two hands and just one mouth.
My doctor says my alcohol level is dangerously low.
…..Whisky Is Risky…..
I don’t drink to get drunk…I drink to get awesome.
Drinking is gross BUT I FEEL HOTT WHEN I DO IT
Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons: Either they have no wife to go home to, or they do.
I’m not an alcoholic…it’s just called being fun.
I need a beer… Actually.. Make it a case.
An addict’s biggest flaw is in denial, till you admit your wrongdoings for everything else will be your biggest and most deadly flaw.
Alcohol is the best thing that has ever been invented. (:
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