The best way to end a successful campaign is with a bottle of champagne.
NO…I don’t want a glass…it already comes in a glass!!!
Mom tells me not to drink in the morning, I say it’s always night time somewhere in the world.
Alcohol is not a harmless vice, but a destructive force that can tear families and communities apart.
I don’t have a drinking problem, I have a being sober problem.
I wasn’t drinking, I wasn’t drunk, I wasn’t even there, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
I drink for those who wish me well; All those who don’t can go to hell…
Whats the point of drinking if you don’t drink till you don’t remember you drank ?
Where there’s a wine, there’s a way!
I’ll have one more. I cannot eat on an empty stomach.
Where there’s rum, there’s a way…
Thinking of quitting ? Remember, you don’t live any longer, it only seems like it.
A sober mind is a boring mind.
I’m recovering from sobriety…
Tequila..all the answers are at the end of the bottle!
I figured out the abbreviation of WH IS KY” =”which is the key” to everything.
A drink. A good company in bad times. !!!
People Normally Drink I Drink Normally!! :P
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