American stand-up comedian
I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody’s fingers. – Rodney Dangerfield
Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy’s pocket on an airplane and made a run for it. – Rodney Dangerfield
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