Steve Martin Quotes

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
– Steve Martin

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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
– Steve Martin

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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
– Steve Martin

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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
– Steve Martin

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We’ve had some fun tonight…considering we’re all gonna die someday.
– Steve Martin

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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
– Steve Martin

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introductions are hard to come by when your natural state is shyness.
– Steve Martin

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It’s pain that changes our lives.
– Steve Martin

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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
– Steve Martin

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Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything.
– Steve Martin

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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
– Steve Martin

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A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair.
– Steve Martin

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The operation was a success, but I’m afraid the doctor is dead.
– Steve Martin

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There are few takers for the quiet heart.
– Steve Martin

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Comedy is a distortion of what is happening, and there will always be something happening.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
– Steve Martin

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I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you’re an idiot.
– Steve Martin

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My problem is that I don’t get the same exhilaration from success as I get depression from failure.
– Steve Martin

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Imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
– Steve Martin

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I just believe that the interesting time in a career is pre-success, what shaped things, how did you get to this point?
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Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.
– Steve Martin

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Thinking too much also creates the illusion of causal connections between unrelated events.
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