People often say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and I say that the most liberating thing about beauty is realizing you are the beholder. – Salma Hayek
Please GOD if you can’t make me slim, make my friends fat.
Focus on how far you’ve come, not how far you have to go.
A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips.
You are not a mistake. You are not a problem to be solved. But you won’t discover this until you are willing to stop banging your head against the wall of shaming and caging and fearing yourself. – Geneen Roth
Want to look skinny without losing any weight? Hang out with fat people.
People who can eat as much as they want and never gain weight, I hate you…
I’d rather be fat and happy than thin and miserable!
Thin people are beautiful but fat people are adorable!
I swear, I don’t mind being fat…Until we reach a mall. Then I wish I was skinny!
I like fat people more than I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people.
The meaning of obesity is being fat and overweight. Truth is nobody likes to be that way. Especially women.
Damn, I forgot to go to the gym yesterday! That’s 10 years in a row now…
Mirrors are just glass and you are more than that.
The journey of a thousand pounds begins with a single burger. – Chris O’Brien
Fat is usually the first insult a girl throws at another girl when she wants to hurt her. I mean, is ‘fat’ really the worst thing a human being can be? Is ‘fat’ worse than ‘vindictive’, ‘jealous’, ‘shallow’, ‘vain’, ‘boring’ or ‘cruel’? Not to me.
What do you call a fat girl dancing in a club? Alone.
When your skinny friend says she’s fat and you’re just standing there…all fat as a motherf*cker.
Funny obesity advice:
If it tastes good, It’s trying to kill you.
The feeling of being fat is honestly very very horrible. It’s so uncomfortable!
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