Being fat and ugly gets tiresome…
I’m not fat. My stomach is just in 3D.
I’m beautiful to the one person who matters.
I’m not fat. I’m just so sexy that it overflows.
I just hate feeling like this. I hate myself, for being ugly, fat, horrible, a weirdo, a freak, a bitch.
My 6-pack is very important to me, that’s why I cover it with a layer of fat.
Dear brain, please start being able to tell the difference between hungry and bored. Sincerely, I’m getting fat!
Brain cells come and brain cells go but fat cells live forever!
Beauty isn’t measured in pounds.
There is not weight limit on beauty.
I’m not overweight, just chocolate enriched.
Focus on how far you’ve come, not how far you have to go.
Please GOD if you can’t make me slim, make my friends fat.
Being fat = Lowers your chance of getting kidnapped.
I’m in shape. Unfortunately, it’s the wrong one.
Look at you, you’re in perfect shape…for a circle.
Never call a girl fat. You don’t know how far she’ll go to prove you wrong.
I’m in good shape. That shape is round.
– Jarod Kintz
Nothing is wrong with being fat or overweight…
Weight does not dictate your worth.
Making fun of fat people won’t make you any thinner, and making fun of ugly people won’t make you any prettier, and making fun of unsuccessful people won’t necessarily make you successful, so leave the creatures to the One who created them, Instead of making fun of people, work on improving YOURSELF.
A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips.
I’d rather be fat and happy than thin and miserable!
I would rather be 10 pounds heavier than worry about it everyday of my life.
You are not a mistake. You are not a problem to be solved. But you won’t discover this until you are willing to stop banging your head against the wall of shaming and caging and fearing yourself.
– Geneen Roth
People who can eat as much as they want and never gain weight, I hate you…
People often say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and I say that the most liberating thing about beauty is realizing you are the beholder.
– Salma Hayek
Thin people are beautiful but fat people are adorable!
The meaning of obesity is being fat and overweight. Truth is nobody likes to be that way. Especially women.
Want to look skinny without losing any weight? Hang out with fat people.
Mirrors are just glass and you are more than that.
I swear, I don’t mind being fat…Until we reach a mall. Then I wish I was skinny!
Damn, I forgot to go to the gym yesterday! That’s 10 years in a row now…
I like fat people more than I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people.
When your skinny friend says she’s fat and you’re just standing there…all fat as a motherf*cker.
Funny obesity advice:
If it tastes good, It’s trying to kill you.
Fat is usually the first insult a girl throws at another girl when she wants to hurt her. I mean, is ‘fat’ really the worst thing a human being can be? Is ‘fat’ worse than ‘vindictive’, ‘jealous’, ‘shallow’, ‘vain’, ‘boring’ or ‘cruel’? Not to me.
Is fat really the worst thing a human being can be? Is fat worse than vindictive, jealous, shallow, vain, boring, evil, or cruel? Not to me.
– JK Rowling
The journey of a thousand pounds begins with a single burger.
– Chris O’Brien
What do you call a fat girl dancing in a club? Alone.
Obesity is very easy to catch. As obese can’t run very fast.
I have a crumble baby belly, boobs are worse for wear after two kids…I’m doing all right. I’m 33. I don’t look in the mirror and go, “Oh, I look fantastic!”. Of course I don’t. Nobody is perfect. I just don’t believe in perfection. But I do believe in saying, “This is who I am and look at me not being perfect!”. I’m proud of that.
– Kate Winslet
The feeling of being fat is honestly very very horrible. It’s so uncomfortable!
Dear food, either stop being delicious or stop making me fat. You can no longer continue to do both.
Binge eating is another eating disorder that people really don’t realize is a problem.
– Demi Lovato
I hate it when skinny people say they ain’t skinny enough.
Q: Dear Tons of Fun:
I’m a skinny minnie who wants to catch the obesity disease. Can you give me some weight gain tips?
A: Dear Skinny Minnie:
Eat eat a lot of junk food, and sit on the couch watching TV all day long every day. Eat just before you go to sleep is best!
You should also study Sumo Wrestlers, and emulate their habits.
You can do it!
Sincerely,
TONS OF FUN
Losing weight is not your life’s work, and counting calories is not the call of your soul. You surely are destined for something much greater.
If nature had intended for our skeletons to be visible it would have put them on the outside of our bodies.
Dear metabolism, I’ll miss you…
She began to measure herself in contentment and laughter rather than inches and pounds.
I complain about being fat but then I keep eating…Living the fat life.
Healthy emotions come in all sizes. Healthy minds come in all sizes. And healthy bodies come in all sizes.
– Cheri K. Erdman
Junk food being cheap and gym memberships being expensive are the reasons why we are getting fat.
There are worse things than being fat, and one of them is worrying about it all the time
So instead of beating myself up for being fat, I think it’s a miracle that I laugh every day and walk through my life with pride, because our culture is unrelenting when it comes to large people.
Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.
Fat is not a feeling. Fat is not a moral failing. Fat is just a word used to describe bodies that are larger than what society deems as acceptable.
Obesity is a disease. It makes everything taste good except salad.
I wish people would stop making fun of fat people……. they have enough sh*t on their plates..
Don’t let anyone make you feel ashamed of your body. You are beautiful and worthy of love, no matter what your size.
Who says I’m not in shape? Round’s a shape, isn’t it?
To lose confidence in one’s body is to lose confidence in oneself.
Q. How many calories are there in a piece of chocolate?
A. Who cares?
I’m fed up seeing people moaning about being fat, if you’re so bothered about your weight you would do something about it!
I’m only fat because I realized long ago that if I work out, eat grass clippings and never enjoy ice cream, I’m still gonna die. Enjoy your meals! Calories taste delicious!
“Fat” is usually the first insult a girl throws at another girl when she wants to hurt her.
You are so fat, people jog around you for exercise.
Obesity affects every aspect of a people’s lives, from health to relationships.
The reason fat people are happy is that their nerves are well protected.
The only person who acts sensibly is my tailor. He takes my measure anew every time he sees me. Everyone else goes by their old measurements.
– George Bernard Shaw
I am a nutritional overachiever!
I’m not saying she’s fat. I’m just saying if I had to name 5 of the fattest people I know…. She’d be three of them.
Almost everything I do is related to being fat.
Complain about being fat. Get depressed. Eat ice cream. Feel happy. Gain 2lbs. Complain about being fat…
Even extremely obese women still have a longer life expectancy than normal-weight men.
– Paul Ernsberger, Ph.D.
Every day the fat woman dies a series of small deaths.
I never got how fat people could make fun of other people…for being fat.
Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn’t last long for fat people.
Being overweight myself, if there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s other fat people who let their bellies hang out…
Body love is about self-worth in general. It’s more than our physical appearance.
It’s okay to be fat. So you’re fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.
Good things come to those who wait.
But bad things come to those who “weight.”
Girls of all kinds can be beautiful – from the thin, plus-sized, short, very tall, ebony to porcelain-skinned; the quirky, clumsy, shy, outgoing and all in between. It’s not easy though because many people still put beauty into a confining, narrow box…Think outside of the box…Pledge that you will look in the mirror and find the unique beauty in you.
– Tyra Banks
It’s not that diabetes, heart disease and obesity runs in your family. It’s that no one runs in your family.
If you’re so upset with being fat. Then why are you still stuffing your face?
Thank you, but I meant me. I’m beautiful to me.
– Rae Carson
The rise of childhood obesity has placed the health of an entire generation at risk.
Obesity is a disease.
Is it a disease?
Yes, a mouth disease!!!
Childhood obesity isn’t about looks. And it’s not about weight. It’s about how our kids feel. And those are really the implications of the problem and the words that tell a fuller picture of the challenges that we face; you know, kids struggling in ways that they didn’t a generation ago.
– Michelle Obama
Fatness is not a sign of self-control, it is a marker of poor health and a call to action to take care of our bodies and our health.
Imprisoned in every fat man, a thin one is wildly signaling to be let out.
Sex appeal is fifty percent what you’ve got and fifty percent what people think you’ve got.
– Sophia Loren
If you really want to be depressed, weigh yourself in grams.
Running away doesn’t help you with your problems, unless you’re fat. Then yeah, run.
You are not a mistake. Your body is not a mistake. There is no such thing as a mistake when it comes to how you look.
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
A: Crisp Cringle.
Being overweight is not just a number on the scale, it’s a reflection of the state of our overall health and well-being.
I’ve always thought of fat as just a descriptive word.
You know who they’re blaming for global warming now? This is true. Fat people.
There’s a lot more to life than how fat or thin you are.
Want the most simple cure for childhood obesity? Ice cream trucks that don’t stop.
I almost died because of obesity. It make me cannot breath when sleep at night.
You’re either too fat or too thin. You just can’t win.
I was really tired of words like ‘plus size’, ‘round’ and ‘large’. I thought, ‘come on we’re fat’.
Teacher: When you think of Greece, what is the first thing that comes to your mind?
Chubby student: French fries.
I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have déjà vu.
Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable.
I guess I don’t so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old.
If being overweight is a sign of wealth, then I am filthy rich.
A recent survey or North American males found 42% were overweight, 34% were critically obese and 8% ate the survey.
…obesity isn’t caused by those who adore food. People tend not to put on weight through eating meals. I’d say it’s people who eat non-stop.
Things like depression and obesity are global challenges.
I took more hell for being fat than I did for being an absolute raging drug addict.
I’m on grapefruit diet. I eat everything but grapefruit.
Obesity is a dying “weigh” of life.
Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.
Carrying extra weight not only harms your physical well-being, but also puts a strain on your mental and emotional health.
Obesity is not gluttony.
Don’t let OBESITY get in the WEIGH of your fun.
No the dress doesn’t make you seem fat. But your dependence on someone else’s opinion definitely makes you seem shallow!
A fat person doesn’t eat what’s right but eats what’s left.
Pasta doesn’t make you fat. How much pasta you eat makes you fat.
The teacher asked a somewhat fleshy girl, “What is your favorite animal?”
The girl replied with enthusiasm, “Fried chicken!”
What’s a vampire’s favorite fast food?
A guy with very high blood pressure.
Childhood obesity is best tackled at home through improved parental involvement, increased physical exercise, better diet and restraint from eating.
How does one control weight? By not overeating. How does one stay in shape? One plays sports. There are no magic pills here.
– Vladimir Putin
You are not your weight. You are not your size. You are not your stretch marks. You are not your cellulite. You are not your number on the scale.
Being overweight is not just about appearance, it’s about taking control of your health and preventing future health problems.
About eighty percent of the food on shelves of supermarkets today didn’t exist 100 years ago.
When we lose twenty pounds…we may be losing the best twenty pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty.
You never hear skinny people saying, ‘I’m just small boned.’
Music teacher: ‘What’s your favorite musical instrument?’ Fat kid: ‘The lunch bell.’
Obesity is a mental state, a disease brought on by boredom and disappointment.
With the chronic obesity in America, it’s more important than ever to not only feed kids healthy foods but to teach them how to make healthy choices on their own.
Feed kids Cokes and french fries and you get an obesity crisis. Feed them mental junk food and you get non-readers and poor thinkers.
How does a woman go from a slender size 8 to a big fat size 16?
How does she double in size?
It’s simple math:
She 8 and 8 (ATE AND ATE).
(8 + 8 = 16) (And ate plus ate = (size) 16
In the Middle Ages, they had guillotines, stretch racks, whips and chains. Nowadays, we have a much more effective torture device called the bathroom scale.
The size of your body has nothing to do with your worth. Nothing.
“Live each day like it were your last.” sounded like great advice.
Until I started eating my own weight in bacon cheeseburgers and fries every day and now I’m dying from obesity and diabetes.
When short hemlines came back into fashion, my old girlfriend dug an
old mini skirt out of her closet.
She tried it on, but couldn’t figure out what to do with her other leg.
I find no sweeter fat than sticks to my own bones.
It sucks being fat, you know.
There is no need to worry about mere size. We do not necessarily respect a fat man more than a thin man. Sir Isaac Newton was very much smaller than a hippopotamus, but we do not on that account value him less.
There is a fine line between being curvy and being fat. That line is called a ‘stretch mark.’
If we don’t somehow stem the tide of childhood obesity, we’re going to have a huge problem.
Being fat and being curvy are really 2 different things. Having curves is no excuse not to take care of your body.
A diabetic walks into a bakery as asks the girl behind the counter, “What do you have that is safe for diabetics?”
The baker says, “Everything. As long as you don’t put it in your mouth.”
Your body is not something to be ashamed of or to hide. Your body is something to be celebrated, respected, and loved.
Old gluttons never die, they just waist away.
Except for smoking, obesity is now the number one preventable cause of death in this country. Three hundred thousand people die of obesity every year.
More die in the United States of too much food than of too little
Big difference between being thick and just being fat.
Childhood obesity issue is critically important to me because it’s critically important to the health and success of our kids, and of this nation, ultimately.
– Michelle Obama
Obesity is a condition which proves that the Lord does not help those who help themselves and help themselves and help themselves.
If we are serious about combating the childhood obesity epidemic and improving child nutrition, then everyone must chip in – parents, schools, and yes even Congress.
Obesity isn’t as cool as it used to be, back in the earlier centuries. Before it was a reflection on your gross income, and now it’s just gross.
Please don’t wear skinny jeans, if you don’t have any skinny genes.
Fat is a way of saying ”no” to powerlessness and self-denial.
No scale can measure how much we are loved or how incredibly precious we are.
If bars don’t serve drunk people, I don’t think McDonald’s should be able to serve fat people.
What do you call a fat guy at McDonald’s? A customer.
Obesity is not a disease, you’re just fat, fattie.
And even if it was, cheeseburgers and fries are hardly the cure, now are they?
Obesity is a drain on the economy – we have to pay for the health care of fat people who are usually poor and can’t afford insurance. Obesity is, well, bad.
No excuses for being fat in the 21’st century – You fat girls disappoint me.