Being Fat Quotes and Sayings

I’m beautiful to the one person who matters.

I’m not fat. I’m just so sexy that it overflows.

Dear brain, please start being able to tell the difference between hungry and bored. Sincerely, I’m getting fat!

Being fat = Lowers your chance of getting kidnapped.

I’m in good shape. That shape is round.

Jarod Kintz

I’m not fat. My stomach is just in 3D.

Making fun of fat people won’t make you any thinner, and making fun of ugly people won’t make you any prettier, and making fun of unsuccessful people won’t necessarily make you successful, so leave the creatures to the One who created them, Instead of making fun of people, work on improving YOURSELF.


Never call a girl fat. You don’t know how far she’ll go to prove you wrong.

I just hate feeling like this. I hate myself, for being ugly, fat, horrible, a weirdo, a freak, a bitch.

Want to look skinny without losing any weight? Hang out with fat people.

I like fat people more than I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people.

Damn, I forgot to go to the gym yesterday! That’s 10 years in a row now…

People often say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and I say that the most liberating thing about beauty is realizing you are the beholder.
– Salma Hayek

Nothing is wrong with being fat or overweight…

I swear, I don’t mind being fat…Until we reach a mall. Then I wish I was skinny!


My 6-pack is very important to me, that’s why I cover it with a layer of fat.

People who can eat as much as they want and never gain weight, I hate you…

Brain cells come and brain cells go but fat cells live forever!

Junk food being cheap and gym memberships being expensive are the reasons why we are getting fat.

You are so fat, people jog around you for exercise.

I hate it when skinny people say they ain’t skinny enough.

If nature had intended for our skeletons to be visible it would have put them on the outside of our bodies.

What do you call a fat girl dancing in a club? Alone.

When your skinny friend says she’s fat and you’re just standing there…all fat as a motherf*cker.

The feeling of being fat is honestly very very horrible. It’s so uncomfortable!


I’m in shape. Unfortunately, it’s the wrong one.

My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.

Healthy emotions come in all sizes. Healthy minds come in all sizes. And healthy bodies come in all sizes.
– Cheri K. Erdman

I’m not saying she’s fat. I’m just saying if I had to name 5 of the fattest people I know…. She’d be three of them.

Pasta doesn’t make you fat. How much pasta you eat makes you fat.

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