Being Fat Quotes and Sayings

Dear brain, please start being able to tell the difference between hungry and bored. Sincerely, I’m getting fat!

I’m not fat. I’m just so sexy that it overflows.

I’m beautiful to the one person who matters.

Being fat = Lowers your chance of getting kidnapped.

I’m in good shape. That shape is round.

Jarod Kintz

Making fun of fat people won’t make you any thinner, and making fun of ugly people won’t make you any prettier, and making fun of unsuccessful people won’t necessarily make you successful, so leave the creatures to the One who created them, Instead of making fun of people, work on improving YOURSELF.

I’m not fat. My stomach is just in 3D.


Never call a girl fat. You don’t know how far she’ll go to prove you wrong.

Want to look skinny without losing any weight? Hang out with fat people.

I like fat people more than I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people.

Damn, I forgot to go to the gym yesterday! That’s 10 years in a row now…

Brain cells come and brain cells go but fat cells live forever!

I swear, I don’t mind being fat…Until we reach a mall. Then I wish I was skinny!

I just hate feeling like this. I hate myself, for being ugly, fat, horrible, a weirdo, a freak, a bitch.

People often say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and I say that the most liberating thing about beauty is realizing you are the beholder.
– Salma Hayek


What do you call a fat girl dancing in a club? Alone.

I hate it when skinny people say they ain’t skinny enough.

If nature had intended for our skeletons to be visible it would have put them on the outside of our bodies.

People who can eat as much as they want and never gain weight, I hate you…

Junk food being cheap and gym memberships being expensive are the reasons why we are getting fat.

My 6-pack is very important to me, that’s why I cover it with a layer of fat.

You are so fat, people jog around you for exercise.

Healthy emotions come in all sizes. Healthy minds come in all sizes. And healthy bodies come in all sizes.
– Cheri K. Erdman

Nothing is wrong with being fat or overweight…

I never got how fat people could make fun of other people…for being fat.


I’m in shape. Unfortunately, it’s the wrong one.

I’m not saying she’s fat. I’m just saying if I had to name 5 of the fattest people I know…. She’d be three of them.

When your skinny friend says she’s fat and you’re just standing there…all fat as a motherf*cker.

My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.

The only person who acts sensibly is my tailor. He takes my measure anew every time he sees me. Everyone else goes by their old measurements.
George Bernard Shaw

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