“Meow” means “woof” in cat. – George Carlin
A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat. – George Mikes
By associating with the cat, one only risks becoming richer. – Colette
A house without a cat is like a kiss without a hug.
If a cat spoke, it would say things like ‘Hey, I don’t see the problem here. – Roy Blount Jr.
A cat sees us as the dogs . . . A cat sees himself as the human. – Willam jones
Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
Lecturing Brooks was as useful as lecturing a cat. – Maureen Johnson
We cannot without becoming cats, perfectly understand the cat mind. – St. George Mivart
Cats, as you know, are quite impervious to threats. – Connie Willis
When I play with my cat, who knows if I am not a pastime to her more than she is to me? – Michel de Montaigne
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want. – Joseph Wood Krutch
Of all animals, he alone attains to the Contemplative Life. – Andrew Lang
A cat has absolute emotional honesty.
When I play with my cat, how do I know that she is not passing time with me rather than I with her? – Montaigne
There should always be one more cat than person, so everyone has one to pet, and I have two to myself. – Jarod Kintz
A cat sees no good reason why it should obey another animal, even if it does stand on two legs. – Sarah Thompson
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose. – Garrison Keillor
A cat will be your friend, but never your slave.
Loyalty is for the dogs. Count me among the cats. And count me twice-once for each of my faces. – Jarod Kintz
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