I’m trying to translate what my cat says and put it in a book, but how many homonyms are there for meow? – Jarod Kintz
People who love cats have some of the biggest hearts around. – Susan Easterly
Cats know instinctively the exact time their masters are going to wake up, and wake them ten minutes earlier. – Jim Davis
When my cats aren’t happy, I’m not happy. Not because I care about their mood but because I know they’re just sitting there thinking up ways to get even. – Percy Bysshe Shelley
My cat speaks sign language with her tail. – Robert A. Stern
I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It’s not. Mine had me trained in two days. – Bill Dana
A cat allows you to sleep on the bed. On the edge. – Jenny de Vries
If cats looked like frogs we’d realize what nasty, cruel little b*stards they are. Style. That’s what people remember. – Terry Pratchett
Dogs eat. Cats dine. – Ann Taylor
I would like to see anyone, prophet, king or God, convince a thousand cats to do the same thing at the same time. – Neil Gaiman
If you are worthy of its affection, a cat will be your friend, but never your slave. – Theophile Gautier
Cats have it all; admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it. – Rod McKuen
A dog, I have always said, is prose; a cat is a poem. – Jean Burden
Most cats, when they are Out want to be In, and vice versa, and often simultaneously. – Louis J. Camuti
The cat is above all things, a dramatist. – Margaret Benson
Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience. – Pam Brown
Cats come and go without ever leaving. – Martha Curtis
I’m a cat. We aren’t required to make sense. – Seanan McGuire
Kittens are born with their eyes shut. They open them in about six days, take a look around, then close them again for the better part of their lives. – Stephen Baker
People meeting for the first time suddenly relax if they find they both have cats. And plunge into anecdote. – Charlotte Gray
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