Cell Phone Quotes and Sayings

I’m sick of checking my phone and not seeing your name…

We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.

Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up
– Evelyn Hendrickson

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

As long as you have a Cell Phone you’re never alone
– Stanley Victor Paskavich

HOME is where the heart is, but today, the PHONE is where the Heart is!!!
– Rachitha Cabral

I don’t like talking on the phone when my parents are listening. So uncomfortable.


To be honest, I think cell phones were invented by the devil.
– Joe Hill

The awkward moment when you’re smiling at your phone and your parents ask who you’re talking to.

Girls are like cell phones, they like to be held and talked to, but press the wrong button and you’re disconnected. Guys are like buses. If you miss that one, another will be along soon.

Cell phones are not a sign of power, they’re a sign of subservience.
– Doug Pappas

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting?
– Stephen Levine

You know, a cell phone’s like a guy; if you don’t plug him in every night, charge him good, you got nothing at all.
– Catherine Coulter

Cell phones are the latest invention in rudeness.
Terri Guillemets

And, sure, fine, I do check my phone about every two minutes, but so do a lot of people, and it’s better than smoking, that’s what I say. It’s the new, lung-safe cigarette.
– Aimee Bender


The more time we spend interconnected via a myriad of devices, the less time we have left to develop true friendships in the real world.
– Alex Morritt

Dear cellphone companies, please make a “Unsend my text” option.

My mind is constantly going. For me to completely relax, I gotta get rid of my cell phone.
– Kenny Chesney

I’d rather sit down and write a letter than call someone up. I hate the telephone.
– Henry Miller

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
– Fran Lebowitz

Sometimes the only reason I get up in the morning is to check my phone to see if last night you were thinking about me the way I think about you every single night…

I’m old fashioned with my cell phone. I like that human contact and I think it’s important.
– Giovanni Ribisi

Clearly, the days when parents admonished their kids to use cell phones only for emergencies are over.
– Ben Rogers

Right, my phone. When these things first appeared, they were so cool. Only when it was too late did people realize they are as cool as electronic tags on remand prisoners.
– David Mitchell

Cell phones are so convenient that they’re an inconvenience.
– Haruki Murakami


If you are not prepared to answer a call immediately, do not carry a cell phone.
Boghos L. Artinian

Submitted by: Boghos L. Artinian on August 17, 2017

My cell phone is my best friend. It’s my lifeline to the outside world.
– Carrie Underwood

Middle age: When you’re sitting at home on Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you.
– Ogden Nash

People are very protective of their cell phones, how it’s used, where it’s used and how much it costs. It has become a very personal issue for a whole lot of people in this country.
– Steve Largent

Mobile phones are misnamed. They should be called gateways to human knowledge.
– Ray Kurzweil

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