Clever Quotes and Sayings

When life throws you lemons, retaliate, throw watermelons!

Submitted by: Antonyo on January 2, 2011

They say violence isn’t the answer but actions speak louder than words.;)

Submitted by: Jillian on April 22, 2011

What people say, what people do, and what they say they do are entirely different things.

Submitted by: SHEREEN YATES on June 2, 2010

Love is like a wind,..you can feel it but you can’t see it

Submitted by: angie on July 23, 2008

To be clever and not flaunt it is not being clever at all.
give a man a peice of cake and he can eat it, give a man two peices of cake and he can have his cake and eat it too.
anger being expressed by violence is nothing more than ignorance.
speak your mind, but chose your words carefully.
place your heart in a dangerous environment and when it gets hurt thats called irony.
to be clever is to be smart enough to hide your flaws, to be foolish is to flaunt them.
when God gives you lemons, throw that at people and pray to hit them in the eye. :)

Submitted by: WhiteGerl:) on April 24, 2008

All things being equal, if you give too little you receive too little and if you give too much you receive too much. You could say giving nothing is as selfish as giving everything.

Submitted by: Dan on December 11, 2012

When in doubt, mumble.

Submitted by: Rockmesam on October 28, 2011
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The more you know, the more you forget, the more you forget the less you know.

Submitted by: king on December 4, 2009

Early bird gets the worm, but the early hunter gets the bird.

Submitted by: J.S. on December 23, 2011

Cascading down through the air, she thought,
“They will wonder why I jumped. They won’t know that for a moment…I Fly.”

Submitted by: Evangeline on April 4, 2009

The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don’t have it.

Submitted by: Bob on June 28, 2010

One is the lonliest number

Submitted by: Jason Ackles on May 13, 2008

When he touched me, I was touched!

Submitted by: Samuel d great on April 12, 2011

I did today, what I should do tomorrow. So now what?

Submitted by: bertman on May 26, 2010

It’s not necessary to be educated, to be intelligent.

Submitted by: saloni on July 16, 2012
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Speed Kills, Kills Time…

Submitted by: Ken Maher on August 30, 2010

Those who do not know, do not know that they do not know.

Submitted by: sport addict chic on August 2, 2010

There are plenty more fishes in the sea, maybe you just need to swim in a different ocean.

Submitted by: Lisa on August 15, 2011

Don’t trust me I’m a liar.

Submitted by: megan lil on January 24, 2010

The grass is greener on the side you water.

Submitted by: Goecke on June 3, 2011

I’m not random you just don’t think as fast as me.

Submitted by: i love my baby boy forevers on June 9, 2010

The grass is always greener on the other side, but what if I’m already on the other side.

Submitted by: morras on January 4, 2012

I’m leery of people who like me.

Submitted by: Steve D'amico on January 15, 2011

If the grass is greener on the other side watch out, there must be a septic tank.

Submitted by: Adamf on November 3, 2010

I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Submitted by: blah on July 21, 2011
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He who waits, will be late for the rest of his life.

Submitted by: Danielle on December 21, 2011

Stupidity is the greatest disguise for the clever, if, you can pull that off.

Submitted by: Earl on August 8, 2011

He was bright enough to be clever but too undisciplined to be intelligent.
Alan Robert Neal

If you are ever looking for something you will find it in the last place you look.

Submitted by: pearl on September 28, 2010

I don’t get the relationship between guys and cars. I mean, they’re just hurting themselves. They stare at cars they’ll never have.

Submitted by: Bay420 on February 14, 2011

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