Clever Quotes and Sayings

I changed the name on my iPod to “the titanic” so that when I plug it in to my computer, you’ll read “the titanic is syncing”.

Submitted by: Patricia on October 16, 2011

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

Submitted by: Nikki on January 20, 2011

If you aim at nothing, your accuracy will be immense.

Submitted by: James on May 11, 2008

I started out with nothing… and I still have most of that!

Submitted by: Daniel Blair on March 5, 2009

You can’t be late until you show up.

Submitted by: pyxle on December 27, 2009

Money does not buy happiness but, it sure pays off stress.

Submitted by: Jamie S Bryan on May 25, 2013

Those who say money can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places!

Submitted by: gb on January 22, 2010

A candle is never diminished by lighting another candle

Submitted by: Shemerald on April 1, 2008

I’ll jump in front of a train for you, as long as the train is not moving.

Submitted by: Harithpro1999 on July 4, 2011

You can only get smarter by playing a smarter opponent.

Submitted by: Tom Hyett on February 3, 2010

Why is it that when you pay someone a compliment they proceed to list their faults.

Submitted by: malfman21 on December 5, 2009

I have 6 locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking locks, they are always locking 3.
– Elayne Boosler.

Submitted by: Athena on May 24, 2012

If at first you don’t succeed, try again until you bleed

Submitted by: Ben on December 1, 2007

I hate two faced people. It’s hard to decide which face to slap first.

Submitted by: Diçi on June 18, 2011

The man that says he can’t and the man that says he can are both right!!

Submitted by: Makem Hate on August 16, 2008

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