Now that nearly everyone has access to a computer, could we possibly be turning from the rat race to the mouse race?
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Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.
I changed all my passwords to ‘incorrect’. So my computer just tells me when I forget.
Computing is not about computers any more. It is about living. – Nicholas Negroponte
RAM disk is not an installation procedure.
After growing wildly for years, the field of computing appears to be reaching its infancy. – John Pierce
The attention span of a computer is only as long as its power cord.
I keep hitting the escape button on my keyboard but I’m still here.
“I need some time to process this”, said a computer to another after a break-up.
Multitasking is crashing up several things at the same time…
Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand. – Martin Fowler (refactoring: improving the design of existing code, 1999)
Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. – Joseph Campbell
Giga bite me
There are only two hard problems in computer science: cache invalidation and naming things. – Phil Karlton
We BYTE People…A BIT at a time
I can’t see an end. I have no control and I don’t think there’s any escape – I don’t even have a home anymore. Definitely time for a new keyboard.
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. – Pablo Picasso
The pen might be mightier than the sword but the keyboard trumps them both.
An apply a day keeps Microsoft away.
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