Golf is a game in which you yell “fore,” shoot six, and write down five. – Paul Harvey
Golf is an unusual game. When you have a good day, you can’t wait to get back out there, and when you have a bad day, you can’t wait to get back out there.
Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.
I know I’m getting better at golf because I’m hitting fewer spectators. – Gerald Ford
I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games. – Ben Hogan
Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards ? – Al Boliska
I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles. – G. K. Chesterton
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill- designed for the purpose. – Winston Churchill
Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick. – P.J. O’Rourke
You’ve just got one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you’ve hit it. – Sam Snead
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. – Tiger Woods
The most important shot in golf is the next one. – Ben Hogan
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing. – Phyllis Diller
Don’t play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty. – Harry Vardon
The uglier a man’s legs are, the better he plays golf – it’s almost a law. – H. G. Wells
I don’t want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. – Rogers Hornsby
My most consistent and reliable shot is always the double at the 19th.
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex- wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work. – Lee Trevino
I’ve had a good day when I don’t fall out of the cart. – Buddy Hackett
I’d rather have my worst day on the golf course, than my best day at work.
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