My golf score seems to improve considerably when I have the score card.
A “Lion” would never cheat on his wife but a “Tiger Wood”.
My worst day at golf still beats my best day at work.
Swing hard, in case you hit it!
I hold several records on the golf course, but they all pertain to beer.
I found Jesus on the golf course. Well at least I heard his name several times.
Whoever said “Practice makes perfect” obviously never played golf.
Golf is a nice relaxing way to get frustrated and super disappointed in yourself.
If you’ve forgotten what frustration is like, spend 10 minutes on a golf course.
I never found golf interesting, but then I learned that’s just where men go to let go of there anger.
Golf has produced a lot of millionaires…most of them are former billionaires.
Work is for people who don’t know how to play golf.
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course. – Hank Aaron
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at. – Jimmy Demaret
The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can’t improve your lie. – George Deukmejian
I’m the best. I just haven’t played yet. – Muhammad Ali (When asked about his Golf game)
A good golf partner is one who’s always slightly worse than you are… that’s why I get so many calls to play with friends.
I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced. – Lee Trevino
If I had cleared the trees and drove the green, it would’ve been a great shot. – Sam Snead
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf. – Bob Hope
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