There are three types of men in the world. Men that are dominated by women and know it. Men that are dominated by women and don’t know it. And bachelors!!
Men are from Mars, women are from Venus; ex’s are from Uranus.
God made men because every good thing needs a blue print.
Men are like bank accounts, without money they don’t generate a lot of interest.
If you want to give a guy a compliment, just tell them that they are good at video games.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract!
I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back. – Zsa Zsa Gabor
Most men think monogamy is what dining room tables are made of.
Men are like commercials, you can’t believe a word they say. Men are like buses… if you miss one another one will be coming in 5 minutes. What do men and clouds have in common???….. When both are not around it’s a nice day!
Men…. I don’t get them, they spend 9 months of their life waiting to come out and the rest of their life trying to get in.
If women belong in the kitchen, shouldn’t men belong in the garage with all the other tools?! (- :
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. – Lana Turner
They say, “Early to bed, early to rise makes a Man healty, wealthy and wise”, Well I’m not too sure if its entirely true, because I have never seen a healthy, wealthy and wise man.
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. – Elayne Boosler
A man is always ready to go, it’s a women that says whether yes or no!
Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, every Saturday he and his friends will load up beer and go fishing.
Q: Why is it so hard to find a man that’s caring, considerate, and nice? A: Because he already has a boyfriend.
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. – Erica Jong
The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.
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