Communication through females is still much faster than emails!
Women are like cars, we enjoy them when they are new because they don’t give problems, when they get old they give problems and we want to sell them.
Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty- eight and forty. – James Thurber
Getting in an argument with a woman is like being arrested, because anything you say can and will be used against you.
If you want to know a girl…praise her friends.
Two most deadly weapons in the world: Women’s nagging and Women’s tears! Can make any man act like a tortoise, right into the shell. Don’t believe me, try it…he he he:P
Never underestimate the power of nagging.
Unlike women, the older the wine the sweeter it becomes.
Synonym of women must be mysterious.. Cos know one has ever been able to understand them…
Women are an alien race set down among us.
I never knew what hard work was until I tried to please a woman.
When a woman has nothing left to argue, she will either ignore you, cry or remember that thing until she takes revenge on that.
You know a women is about to say something smart when she starts her sentence with “A man once told me”…
I don’t think women are better than men, but I do think that men are worse than women. – Louis C.K.
I never argue now with a woman, I just take my beating like a man.
All girls can be intelligent..you just gotta act stupid in front of them.
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. – Chris Rock
A wise man once said “I don’t know, ask a girl.”
There is no doubt that all women are crazy. It’s just a matter of degree.
The fastest-growing communication is tell-a-woman.
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