Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?
People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.
Act your age not your shoe size.
Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you’re abusing the privilege.
If I say something that offends you, let me know so I can do it again later.
No need for insults, your face says it all.
Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable. Like a coma?
Your intelligence is my common sense.
Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.
I don’t believe in plastic surgery, But in your case, Go ahead.
People say that laughter is the best medicine…your face must be curing the world!
When your mom dropped you off at the school, she got a ticket for littering.
If you’re talking behind my back then you’re in a perfect position to kiss my a**!
You’re so ugly that when you cry, the tears roll down the back of your head…just to avoid your face.
That is the ugliest top I’ve ever seen, yet it compliments your face perfectly.
Scientists are trying to figure out how long human can live without a brain. You can tell them your age.
What’s the point of putting on makeup, a monkey is gonna stay a monkey.
You’d be in good shape…if you ran as much as your mouth.
I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.
You are not useless because you can still be used as a bad example.
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