You look at me, you judge me then you imitate me. I look at you and I laugh.
You know why the earth rotates? It’s to get away from your face.
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
I would slap or punch you , but that’s animal abuse.
I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can I ignore you later?
Life is full of disappointments, One of them is YOU!
I won’t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said. – William F. Buckley, Jr.
I love to hear you talk- the white noise is very relaxing.
If brains were taxed, you’d get a rebate.
An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult. – Lord Chesterfield
Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission.
When you die you could leave your brain to medical science, I’ve heard they need a new doorstop.
My lack of attention seems to be your fault.
Whatever is wrong with you, it’s not a small thing!
If you were half as funny as you thought you were you’d be twice as funny as you actually are.
Are you sure this is your territory?
I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
When I first met you I thought you were “special” now I know you are!
He is known as an idiot savant, minus the savant.
If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
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