I was dropped on my head as a baby. But you, my friend, you were clearly flung against a wall!
Go back to your planet. Earth is full.
I hope you are hungry…you’re about to eat a heaping plate of shame.
Your mind is on vacation and your mouth is working overtime. – Buddy Guy
It’s not you, it’s your face.
Oh look?? I found your nose all up in. My damn business again!!!!
Boy: What are you looking at? Girl: Haven’t figured it out yet! Boy: My face hurts. =( Girl: Yeah it’s killing me too!!
Can I borrow your face for Halloween?
Hey don’t talk aloud, you lower the IQ of the whole street.
If I wanted to kill myself I’ll have to climb your ego and then jump to your IQ.
Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
I may be fat, but I can exercise, you can’t fix ugly!
Your silence has grammatical errors.
Hmmm, your hair looks wrong. Then again, everything ON you looks wrong…
Fools are temporary. But Stupids like you are forever.
People like you make me scared to have children.
You’re so fat you need a paint roller to put on lipstick. You’re so fat you need a sock for each toe. You entered an ugly contest but the judges stopped you and said “Sorry, no experts allowed” When that ‘master’ beautician hit you with an ugly- stick he hit you real good.
I respect those, who hate me by showing my middle finger.
One look at you reminds me of how lucky I’m.
Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?
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