Fat girls like hashtags(#) because they look like waffles.
In state of a bag, I’ll be a Gucci bag and you’ll be an eye bag.
Your house is so small, you had to eat a large pizza outside. Your mom is so skinny she had to tie knots on both her legs to make knees. You so skinny you could do push- ups under the door.
High five! (with a shoe on your face).
You’re so fat, when you went swimming in the ocean China claimed you as an island. You’re so fat, you chased a school bus yelling “come back with that twinky”. You’re so fat when you weigh yourself it says to be continued. You’re so ugly you don’t have to dress up on Halloween.
I never thought I’d see someone uglier than you, that was until I met your mother. :D
You aren’t ugly… You just look better with a bag over your head.
I’m sorry. Were you talking to me?
Don’t flatter yourself I was looking at your friend.
Oh I’m sorry I was too busy not caring. Sorry I have to go I heard stupidity was contagious.
Your beautician should be having the toughest job in the world.
Person 1: You know what I like about you? Person 2: No what? Person 1: Oops never mind wrong person.
I may be fat, but you are ugly…and I CAN lose weight!
I would rather jump off a plane than hear you say one more stupid thing. When someone tells you something does it just go in one ear and out the other? That would explain all the “Huh?’s” I hear in class. You look like your mom dropped you a lot when you were little… On your face.
Was someone attacked by the acne monster last night? X) You’re so ugly that when you looked in the mirror your reflection screamed in fright.
What a shame…looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks.
He’s not stupid; he’s possessed by a retarded ghost.
My office- mate has a bad breath…and I asked him…”What is the brand of the tooth paste you’re using?”
Seriously, if I was as ugly as you I’d cry too.
Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you? I’d insult you right now… But I was raised NOT to make fun of the mentally challenged. It looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.
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