It’s not that I do like you I don’t! But that Halloween mask you wear is just gross! Oh wait!
Seriously, if I was as ugly as you I’d cry too.
You’re so beautiful and blooming today..Happy Halloween !
I may look interested but I’m not.
You are so fat that you become an unlucky day for the weighing machines! Yuck! Didn’t you know your breath is the reason for Global Warming!
If you think you’re gorgeous, then Steve Martin is Kellan Lutz.
That’s fantastic, you’re so plastic.:)
That was so corny I could have ate it.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’m so hot, What happened to you?
I have a headache…and YES you caused it.
You’re so ugly you’d make a freight train take a dirt road!!!
The whole day I was thinking of you (I was at the hospital for abnormal kids)!
When the cop stopped you and said roll down the window he thew a make- over ticket and said have a better looking day.
You’re so cheesy, you make a fondue look bad!
Halloween’s over you can take your mask off now.
Until I saw you, I didn’t think it was possible to fall off the ugly tree twice!
You got a wound on your face…owh sorry it’s your nose.
Your face looks like hell. Or Mexico I can’t tell.]
I knew I smelled onions…close your mouth!
You are so fat that you sit next to everybody in the cinema hall.
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