Ok so I applied for a job at a mental hospital and they said I needed 24 hrs experience with a retard..so …uhh…um do you wanna hang out?
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.
You’re so much smarter when you don’t speak!
Don’t take yourself so seriously, no one else does.
You are literally too stupid to insult!
My battery lasts longer than your relationships.
You don’t have enough qualities to be insulted by me.
What would beauty be without ugliness? See, you are important!
Can I borrow your brain for half an hour, I’m building an idiot.
There are levels of ugliness which are acceptable… But looking at you…that is just illegal!!!!
You know most days when I look in a mirror I feel ugly, but when I look at you I feel lucky.
I’d love to have this battle of wits with you but I don’t like fighting an unarmed person.
If I hurt your feelings in any way I just want to know from the bottom of my heart that I don’t care.
I don’t hate you… I just don’t appreciate your existence.
Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.
Where did you come from, awwww did some one leave your cage open?
Why bother talking? You’ll end up embarrassing yourself in the end.
Don’t sneeze! Your brain is so small, it might slip out
The trash will get picked up tomorrow, be ready.
Wow! You have a huge pimple in between your shoulders! Oh wait that’s your face.
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