Internet Quotes and Sayings

Any idiot can put up a website.
– Patricia Briggs

I don’t have insomnia, I have internet connection.

Just move to the Internet, its great here. We get to live inside where the weather is always awesome.
John Green

Virtual fate
We no longer need physically be
Among friends or loved ones for a cup of tea;
Nor at the market place for a shopping spree,
Nor yet at a clinic for an ECG!
All human interactions, sex included,
Can now on nets and webs be concluded.
Thus I am afraid, for most people await
A virtual life and a virtual fate!

Submitted by: Boghos L. Artinian on February 5, 2013

Don’t believe anything you read on the net. Except this. Well, including this, I suppose.
Douglas Adams


When internet stops working for 5 seconds so does my heart!

Neither listening nor speaking the truth openly take the people aback so much these days as it used to do a few years back, thanks to the internet age that has bridged knowledge gap.

Submitted by: Anuj on May 26, 2013

There are three kinds of death in this world. There’s heart death, there’s brain death, and there’s being off the network.
-Guy Almes

The Internet is full. Go away.

Internet: absolute communication, absolute isolation.
-Paul Carvel

The Internet is clearly about more than sports scores and email now. It’s a place where we can conduct our democracy and get very large amounts of data to very large numbers of people.
– Frank James


The Internet is the world’s largest library. It’s just that all the books are on the floor.
-John Allen Paulos

Google can bring you back 100,000 answers, a librarian can bring you back the right one.
Neil Gaiman

Technology is cold, find a real hand to hold.
– Paul McGirl

Imagine if WiFi never existed.

Submitted by: Jazzpray on February 10, 2016

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