Internet Quotes and Sayings

The internet & my wife. I can get on either one but I rather not. One is always lagging while the other is always nagging & they both constantly ask for my credit card info.

Submitted by: Mike De'Mellow on May 8, 2014

On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.

I used to like my neighbors, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi.

YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook, are merging. The new program will be called YouTwitFace.

If your password is your name, you deserve to be hacked.


God bless internet. <3

Submitted by: baby sam on December 4, 2012

Sometimes when my internet is down I forget the rest of my computer still works.

Google must be a woman because it knows everything.

Old Saying… Think before you speak. New saying… Google, before you post.

Valentine’s day without your love is like a year without the Internet.
Santosh Kalwar

The greatest thing about the internet is that you can quote something and just totally make up the source.
Benjamin Franklin


Facebook is the only thing kids get on now.

Submitted by: The Awesome 1 on February 1, 2013

Girls use Facebook. Because they want to know if their ex boyfriends can get a girl better than themselves or not.

Submitted by: swapnil d smarty patel on December 24, 2012

If the great internet connects us all … then why are so many of us becoming increasingly isolated?
Stephen Richards

Closing all the internet windows by the time your boss gets to your desk is like getting the keys into the door before the killer gets you.

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