The Internet is fast becoming a cesspool where false information thrives. – Eric Schmidt
The internet is just a world passing notes around a classroom. – Jon Stewart
The internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow. – Bill Gates
The internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. – Andrew Brown
If television’s a babysitter, the Internet is a drunk librarian who won’t shut up. – Dorothy Gambrell
We are all now connected by the Internet, like neurons in a giant brain. – Stephen Hawking
Oh, Wikipedia, with your tension between those who would share knowledge and those who would destroy it. – John Green
Imagine if WiFi never existed.
If the great internet connects us all … then why are so many of us becoming increasingly isolated? – Stephen Richards
What is interesting is the power and the impact of social media… So we must try to use social media in a good way. – Malala Yousafzai
Don’t believe anything you read on the net. Except this. Well, including this, I suppose. – Douglas Adams
I used to like my neighbors, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi.
Sometimes when my internet is down I forget the rest of my computer still works.
Closing all the internet windows by the time your boss gets to your desk is like getting the keys into the door before the killer gets you.
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.
If my room is clean, it means that my internet is not working.
That awkward moment when your internet goes down & you don’t know what to do with your life.
The internet & my wife. I can get on either one but I rather not. One is always lagging while the other is always nagging & they both constantly ask for my credit card info.
When in doubt, Google it.
If Microsoft buys Facebook. Than the first notification we will get will be: “You have to install driver to add friends”.
Thanks to all those who ask the awkward questions on yahoo answers so that we don’t have to.
The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you never know if they are genuine. – Abraham Lincoln
When internet stops working for 5 seconds so does my heart!
I don’t have insomnia, I have internet connection.
I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep. :)
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