Our attention spans have been reduced by the immediate gratification provided by smartphones and social media. – Katherine Ryan
The Internet is full. Go away.
Human beings are human beings. They say what they want, don’t they? They used to say it across the fence while they were hanging wash. Now they just say it on the internet. – Dennis Miller
The Internet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhoea – massive, difficult to re-direct, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it. – Gene Spafford
Virtual fate We no longer need physically be Among friends or loved ones for a cup of tea; Nor at the market place for a shopping spree, Nor yet at a clinic for an ECG! All human interactions, sex included, Can now on nets and webs be concluded. Thus I am afraid, for most people await A virtual life and a virtual fate! – Boghos L. Artinian
The internet is as useful as your self-control. – Shane Parrish
We are all now connected by the Internet, like neurons in a giant brain. – Stephen Hawking
Any idiot can put up a website. – Patricia Briggs
The internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. – Andrew Brown
Closing all the internet windows by the time your boss gets to your desk is like getting the keys into the door before the killer gets you.
The internet is just a world passing notes around a classroom. – Jon Stewart
The internet is the most effective instrument we have for globalization. – Milton Friedman
I don’t have insomnia, I have internet connection.
As a research tool, the internet is invaluable. – Noam Chomsky
Just move to the Internet, its great here. We get to live inside where the weather is always awesome. – John Green
The internet is 95 percent porn and spam. – Margaret Atwood
There are three kinds of death in this world. There’s heart death, there’s brain death, and there’s being off the network. -Guy Almes
The internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow. – Bill Gates
The Internet is clearly about more than sports scores and email now. It’s a place where we can conduct our democracy and get very large amounts of data to very large numbers of people. – Frank James
Don’t believe anything you read on the net. Except this. Well, including this, I suppose. – Douglas Adams
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