Dear maths…!! Please grow up and solve your problems yourself!!!

That awkward moment when you finish a math problem and your answer isn’t even one of the choices.

There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can’t.

Math is like a puzzle, at first you will not understand and appreciate. But as you indulge yourself into it, you will be able to see its beauty and wonders… And you will realize that everything about it is true and exact – for as long as you have a logical and critical mind!

Mathematics may not teach us how to inhale oxygen and exhale carbon dioxide or how to love a friend and forgive an enemy. But it gives us every reason to hope that every problem has a solution.

Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem.

I was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet in it.

MAth Is Like A lOve THat So COMpLICAted. MAth iS lIKE A REalITY tHAT sO MANy PrOBlEmS tO sOLve.

Teacher: If you had five apples on your desk & the Boy next to you took three, what would you have? Student: A Fight.

Math does not add love or subtract hate, but it gives us a hope that all situations have a solution.

Math problems: Jane bought 72 sofas…WHO THE HELL WOULD BUY 72 SOFAS?!

Math is not a problem to be solved but a number to be enjoyed!

Multiplication is not always greater than addition,1×1=1 but 1+1=2

Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. – Albert Einstein

Dear math, I am not a psychiatrist, please solve your own problems.

3 out of 2 people have trouble with fractions.

Math can be related to our lives. It teach us to always be careful with the signs.

Math is a king of all sciences and all mathematicians are the kings of all scientists.

Rule of Maths : If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.

M- mental A- abuse T- to H- humans

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