Math Quotes, Sayings about Mathematics

Dear maths…!! Please grow up and solve your problems yourself!!!

Submitted by: dear maths!!! on August 8, 2010

That awkward moment when you finish a math problem and your answer isn’t even one of the choices.

Math is like a puzzle, at first you will not understand and appreciate. But as you indulge yourself into it, you will be able to see its beauty and wonders… And you will realize that everything about it is true and exact – for as long as you have a logical and critical mind!

Submitted by: evCHUA on July 29, 2010

Math is like a problem in our life
think it!before you solve it!

Submitted by: Rolly Tandaguen on July 28, 2008

Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem.

Mathematics may not teach us how to inhale oxygen and exhale carbon dioxide or how to love a friend and forgive an enemy. But it gives us every reason to hope that every problem has a solution.

Submitted by: Punisher on November 2, 2010

I was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet in it.

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Teacher: If you had five apples on your desk & the Boy next to you took three, what would you have?
Student: A Fight.

The things around us is math..
we are using numbers.
luv it!!!!

Submitted by: ^^mada mada dane^^ on June 17, 2008

Math problems: Jane bought 72 sofas…WHO THE HELL WOULD BUY 72 SOFAS?!

I’m still waiting for that day…

Math does not add love or subtract hate, but it gives us a hope that all situations have a solution.

Submitted by: Madison Sullivan on December 11, 2012

3 out of 2 people have trouble with fractions.

Submitted by: wasdas on December 9, 2008

MAth Is Like A lOve THat So COMpLICAted.
MAth iS lIKE A REalITY tHAT sO MANy PrOBlEmS tO sOLve.

Submitted by: DL on September 19, 2008

Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
Albert Einstein

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M- mental
A- abuse
T- to
H- humans

Submitted by: Jerk on September 17, 2012

Math is a king of all sciences and all mathematicians are the kings of all scientists.

Submitted by: lordrick on July 6, 2012

I don’t believe in mathematics.
Albert Einstein

Math is not a problem to be solved but a number to be enjoyed!

Submitted by: ~*Mayvic*~ on February 2, 2009

A mathematician buries evident paradoxes into naming conventions such as ‘arbitrary’.

Submitted by: Avril Styrman on February 14, 2008

Every time I see a math word problem it looks like this:
If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples. How many pancakes will fit on the roof?
Answer:
Purple because aliens don’t wear hats.

Submitted by: sweetpea on December 6, 2012

Math can be related to our lives. It teach us to always be careful with the signs.

Submitted by: mhae.khanus on August 24, 2012

To the extent math refers to reality, we are not certain; to the extent we are certain, math does not refer to reality.
Albert Einstein

Solutions over there; Equations over here: Mathematics Everywhere!!!

Submitted by: SHANA on December 2, 2009

Multiplication is not always greater than addition,1×1=1 but 1+1=2

Submitted by: nometz on January 23, 2011
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Math is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas.
– Edward Kasner

“Obvious” is the most dangerous word in mathematics.
– Eric Temple Bell

The mathematics is not there till we put it there.
– Arthur Eddington

Dear math,
I am not a psychiatrist, please solve your own problems.

Submitted by: Sarah on May 25, 2013

Round numbers are always false.
Samuel Johnson

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