That awkward moment when you finish a math problem and your answer isn’t even one of the choices.

Dear maths…!! Please grow up and solve your problems yourself!!!

There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can’t.

Math is like a puzzle, at first you will not understand and appreciate. But as you indulge yourself into it, you will be able to see its beauty and wonders… And you will realize that everything about it is true and exact – for as long as you have a logical and critical mind!

Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem.

Mathematics may not teach us how to inhale oxygen and exhale carbon dioxide or how to love a friend and forgive an enemy. But it gives us every reason to hope that every problem has a solution.

I was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet in it.

Teacher: If you had five apples on your desk & the Boy next to you took three, what would you have? Student: A Fight.

Math problems: Jane bought 72 sofas…WHO THE HELL WOULD BUY 72 SOFAS?!

Math does not add love or subtract hate, but it gives us a hope that all situations have a solution.

MAth Is Like A lOve THat So COMpLICAted. MAth iS lIKE A REalITY tHAT sO MANy PrOBlEmS tO sOLve.

3 out of 2 people have trouble with fractions.

Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. – Albert Einstein

M- mental A- abuse T- to H- humans

Math is a king of all sciences and all mathematicians are the kings of all scientists.

Multiplication is not always greater than addition,1×1=1 but 1+1=2

Math can be related to our lives. It teach us to always be careful with the signs.

Math is not a problem to be solved but a number to be enjoyed!

Every time I see a math word problem it looks like this: If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples. How many pancakes will fit on the roof? Answer: Purple because aliens don’t wear hats.

A mathematician buries evident paradoxes into naming conventions such as ‘arbitrary’.

Solutions over there; Equations over here: Mathematics Everywhere!!!

To the extent math refers to reality, we are not certain; to the extent we are certain, math does not refer to reality. – Albert Einstein

Math is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. – Edward Kasner

“Obvious” is the most dangerous word in mathematics. – Eric Temple Bell

Dear math, I am not a psychiatrist, please solve your own problems.

Round numbers are always false. – Samuel Johnson

The mathematics is not there till we put it there. – Arthur Eddington

Math is the queen of the sciences. – Carl Friedrich Gauss

It doesn’t matter if you hate it or not, but you use it everyday.

For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics.

The longer math lives the more abstract and therefore, possibly also the more practical it becomes. – Eric Temple Bell

Learn to love math and you will enjoy it.

Math seems to endow one with something like a new sense. – Charles Robert Darwin

2 is not equal to 3 – not even for very large values of 2.

I love to do Maths because it teaches us that no problem in this world is without a solution.

Seven out of five people are bad at maths.

It is not of the essence of mathematics to be occupied with the ideas of number and quantity. – George Boole

Math may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true. – Bertrand Russell

The essence of math is not to make simple things complicated, but to make complicated things simple. – S. Gudder

In mathematics I can report no deficiency, except that it be that men do not sufficiently understand the use of the pure mathematics.

What is algebra exactly; is it those three- cornered things? – James Matthew Barrie

Rule of Maths : If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.

Math is the tool specially suited for dealing with abstract concepts of any kind and there is no limit to its power in this field. – Paul Dirac

Mathematical and religious dogmas are exactly as convincing and objective, when it comes to the things that are over and above common sense. People want to believe in something, and tend to hold on to the beliefs that were taught to them when they were young and open to influence.

Math is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.

One can always reason with reason.

Mathematics is the heart of all the subjects.

If people do not believe that mathematics is simple, it is only because they do not realize how complicated life is.

Math is the only place where I hear someone doing ridiculous things. For Example John has 30 chocolate bar he eats 23, what does he have now? Diabetes maybe??

I’ll love him till the last digit of pi.

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