Statistics is the mathematicians’ horoscope. It allows someone to make an erroneous guess in a scientific way.

I love to do Maths because it teaches us that no problem in this world is without a solution.

Maths is not always “understand and do”.

But it is sometimes “do and understand”.

Come to the math side, we have pi.

Most people hate this subject. But you will thank your teacher once you graduate.

Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.

There are 11 kinds of people – those who understand binary and those who don’t.

Mathematics is the most important thing we need on earth also English language.

I’m sorry to say that the subject I most disliked was mathematics. I have thought about it. I think the reason was that mathematics leaves no room for argument. If you made a mistake, that was all there was to it.

– Malcolm X

Euclid taught me that without assumptions there is no proof. Therefore, in any argument, examine the assumptions.

– Eric Temple Bell

Any impatient student of mathematics or science or engineering who is irked by having algebraic symbolism thrust on him should try to get on without it for a week.

– Eric Temple Bell

The mistakes and unresolved difficulties of the past in mathematics have always been the opportunities of its future.

– Eric Temple Bell

Music is not math. It’s science. You keep mixing the stuff up until it blows up on you, or it becomes this incredible potion.

– Bruno Mars

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

– Fran Lebowitz

Math is the only place where I hear someone doing ridiculous things. For Example John has 30 chocolate bar he eats 23, what does he have now? Diabetes maybe??

That one feeling you get when you understand something in math.

Rule of Maths : If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.

How I wish math had no alphabet in it.

I was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet in it.

Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem.

Teacher: If you had five apples on your desk & the Boy next to you took three, what would you have?

Student: A Fight.

That awkward moment when you finish a math problem and your answer isn’t even one of the choices.

Math problems: Jane bought 72 sofas…WHO THE HELL WOULD BUY 72 SOFAS?!

A subject invented by many and learned by one. How fair is that.

Dear math,

I am not a psychiatrist, please solve your own problems.

There’s a famous saying: “If 99 percent was good enough, gravity wouldn’t work for 14 minutes every day.”

I did the calculation, and it’s actually 14 minutes and 24 seconds. Which can only mean that, for the person who wrote that saying, 97.2 percent was good enough.

Think outside the cube.

Math is all that matters!

Math does not add love or subtract hate, but it gives us a hope that all situations have a solution.

Going up is twice as far as halfway coming down.