I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Bill Cosby

X

Leave a Reply

More Quotes

  • Old is always fifteen years from now. – Bill Cosby
  • Man can not live by bread alone … he must have peanut butter. – Bill...
  • Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell...
  • I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me. – Rodney Dangerfield
  • When I was in England, I experimented with marijuana a time or two, and I...
  • Communism is like prohibition, it’s a good idea but it won’t work.
  • May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins...
  • If your parents didn’t have any children, there’s a good chance that you won’t have...
  • My idea of multi- tasking is using a knife and fork at the same time.
  • I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too – for being...
  • The reason fat men are good natured is they can neither fight nor run. –...
  • When you get something for nothing, you just haven’t been billed for it yet. –...
  • If you think no one notices you and you’re all alone, then try not paying...
  • During surgery: “Isn’t this the guy that slept with your wife?”
  • I love my girlfriend, but my wife doesn’t.

Copyright © 2006-2024 - Browse Quotes By Subject | Browse Quotes By Author | About Us | Blog | FAQ | Privacy Policy