American stand-up comedian, actor, author, and activist.
I don’t know what the key to success is, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone. – Bill Cosby
Old is always fifteen years from now. – Bill Cosby
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice. – Bill Cosby
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need the advice. – Bill Cosby
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing. – Bill Cosby
If a white man falls off a chair drunk, it’s just a drunk. If a Negro does, it’s the whole damn. Negro race. – Bill Cosby
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure. – Bill Cosby
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. – Bill Cosby
Man can not live by bread alone … he must have peanut butter. – Bill Cosby
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it. – Bill Cosby
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it. – Bill Cosby
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time. – Bill Cosby
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. – Bill Cosby
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet. – Bill Cosby
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now. – Bill Cosby
What is it about grandparents that is so lovely? I’d like to say that grandparents are God’s gifts to children. And if they can but see, hear and feel what these people have to give, they can mature at a fast rate. – Bill Cosby
When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing will win arguments and straighten people out. – Bill Cosby
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody. – Bill Cosby
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