Women & shoes: My heels are always there to pick me right up.
When life gives you lemons. Ask someone if they know how to make lemonade.
Boss: This job really isn’t for me. It’s for the sucker I keep giving it to.
Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.
Music teacher: ‘What’s your favorite musical instrument?’ Fat kid: ‘The lunch bell.’
Why is the quote “When Life gives You Lemons” so popular; when has life ever given someone a lemon.
If there is a golden rule then is there a silver and bronze rule?
There is no I in fail… WAIT!…
Behind every successful man is the absence of an annoying woman.
They all say when life gives you lemons you make lemonade. But then we’d all have a sour lemonade.
Spies and parents never sleep. – Linda Gerber
Everyone hates being humiliated. Yet, karaoke still exists…
Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it. – Rodney Dangerfield
How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? – Charles de Gaulle
Funny is only something that others know about you – you can’t be funny by yourself. – Chris Rock
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!
A recent survey or North American males found 42% were overweight, 34% were critically obese and 8% ate the survey.
Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. – E. Joseph Cossman
You know who they’re blaming for global warming now? This is true. Fat people.
Ladies stop worrying about finding Mr. right. All you need to do is find a guy and drag the idiot to the right!
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