Rehab is for quitters!
Smoking helps in losing weight, one lung at a time.
Read a article now the other day that said smoking is bad for you … This upset me so much that I decided never to read again.
Why Drink and Drive…?? When you can Smoke n Fly…
One cigarette can mean the difference between pacifism and mass homicide.
Smoke a pound a day…and fly high and say…weed is the only way.
When you smoke, you’re paying to kill yourself. If you want to die from smoking..it’s quicker and easier just to get a gun.
Can’t we all just get along…And may be even pass a bong…
I only smoke after meals, I’m done to 20 meals a day.
I told myself I would quit, then I remembered what my grandmother told me I am NO QUITTER!!!
To the average cigarette smoker the world is his ashtray.
The only safer cigarette is your last one.
Sooner or later, everyone stops smoking.
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend. – Gerard Way
It is easier to stay out than get out. – Mark Twain
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. – Fletcher Knebel
Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.
The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.
I’m not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now. – Bill Hicks
Some things are better eschewed than chewed; tobacco is one of them.
To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I’ve done it a thousand times. – Mark Twain
My smoking might be bothering you, but it’s killing me.
The believing we do something when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco. – Ralph Waldo Emerson
I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. – Mark Twain
A cigarette is the only consumer product which when used as directed kills its consumer. – Dr. Gro Harlem Brundtland
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