An intelligent woman is a woman with whom one can be as stupid as one wants. – Paul Valéry
You know you are stupid when you’re riding a horse and it’s head is on the wrong end!!!
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.
Mom: Billy wash your hair with this shampoo. Billy: Mom I can’t wash my hair with this shampoo. Mom: Why? Billy: Because this shampoo says for dry hair, and mine are going to be wet!
You can’t just let nature run wild. – Wally Hickel
I tried to became unsuccessful and became successful in that. So what did I became, successful or unsuccessful ???
The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.
I don’t diet. I just don’t eat as much as I’d like to. – Linda Evangelista
I wouldn’t call you stupid or ugly…,.at least not to you’re face!
Showing you are stupid is one thing. Opening your mouth and proving it is another.
Stupid can change, Ugly is forever
I think war is a dangerous place. – George W. Bush
If aliens come down to earth looking for intelligent life. Wrong planet. Sorry.
I think we agree, the past is over. – George W. Bush
Bagels, bagels, I like bagels! Soft and round, round and soft with a spot. Spot, I had a dog named spot once. He had a long life. Life. Lemme tell you something about life. It cost 10 bucks. That’s crazy right? One time I was so crazy they stuck me in a looney box and guess what the fed me there Bagels, bagels I like bagels.
I used to follow my dreams, but then the court sent me a restriction order!
Three great forces rule the world: stupidity, fear and greed. – Albert Einstein
There is no vaccine against stupidity. – Albert Einstein
It’s clearly a budget. It’s got lots of numbers in it. – George W. Bush
Doctors must hate apples cos an apple a day keep the doctors’ money away.
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