I’m not crazy. My imaginary friends can prove it.
I’ll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office. – George W. Bush
My unicorn thinks you have some serious problems.
You would look clever if you just mute yourself.
Feelings are never stupid, they just make us feel stupid sometimes. – Laurell K. Hamilton
I have multiple personalities, and so do I.
Stupid is talking on your phone to someone, searching for your phone, asking the person who you’re on the phone with if they have know where it is and neither of you being able to find it.
HEY CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT THE CAPS LOCK KEY IS FOR.
If life gives you lemons, say, “Great! I love lemons! What else ya got?”
What I do when I see someone pretty I stare, I smile, Then when I get tired I put the mirror down.
I worked so hard to be stupid but you..you just make it look easy.
I’ve read about foreign policy and studied, I now know the number of continents. – George Wallace
Stupid people are hardly noticed but easily found.
I wouldn’t say you’re stupid. You are, but I wouldn’t say it.
The height of stupidity is most clearly demonstrated by the individual who ridicules something he knows nothing about. – Albert Einstein
If I’m going crazy, can you give me directions?
You know you’re stupid if your friends are smarter than you.
My Aunt is having a daughter, hope it is a girl.
I am not stupid. The guy that I pay to think and do my work for me is.
Why is it called lipstick – when you can still move your lips???
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