If a bird falls in love with a fish, where will they build their house?
Our offense is like the pythagorean theorem: There is no answer! – Shaquille O’Neal
There are no stupid questions only stupid people asking questions.
Failure is only a temporary change in direction to set you straight for your next failure.
China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. – Charles De Gaulle
Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything. – Ivana Trump
I don’t have nightmares. I create them.
I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don’t always agree with them. – George Bush
Sometimes I sit and think. Sometimes I just sit.
As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.
Stupidity is no excuse of not thinking
If someone is driving you crazy, what are they driving?
I have two daughters…both are girls!
There’s no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people that don’t know the answer!
I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me. Wait.
If this were a dictatorship, it’d be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I’m the dictator. – George W. Bush
I cannot tell you how grateful I am – I am filled with humidity. – Gib Lewis
If there was a 3% stupidity tax, our Country’s budget deficit would be gone before the next fiscal tax season.
I have two sons. Both are boys.
Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we. – George W. Bush
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