Why can’t I get any soup with this fork?
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
Stupid people won’t laugh reading all these stupid quotes. Too stupid to get it figured, I suppose.
People should have to take an IQ test before they’re allowed to breed.
The more stupid one is, the closer one is to reality. The more stupid one is, the clearer one is. Stupidity is brief and artless, while intelligence squirms and hides itself. Intelligence is unprincipled, but stupidity is honest and straightforward. – Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Me may be an idiot but me is not stupid.
You can be sincere and still be stupid. – Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity…
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62.3% of all statistics are made up.
I asked a Policeman one day what was the stupidest statements he had ever heard… This was his answer.. 1.”Do you know how fast you were going” 2.”How much time have you done?” 3. “why do you guys always pick on me”.. And my favorite “I was going to bring the car back to them… Someday!!”
If you’re going to be stupid you better be tough.
Someone comes to my house and asks me, “Where do you live?” it is at these moments I question the intelligence of the human race.
There are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky.
Doing stupid things in the front of the mirror right before showering.
Today, I took an elevator up from the top floor to the basement.
We made too many wrong mistakes. – Yogi Berra
The is a thin line between a stupid and a fool. I’m on a quest to discover whether it was an idiot or a fool who erased it.
Stupidity isn’t punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of a population drop. – Laurell K. Hamilton
How do you get youtube to film you?
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