Are you really that stupid or did it take a lot of practice?
My job is a decision- making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions. – George W. Bush
Jesus cured all diseases. Except stupidity.
The strawberry shampoo doesnt taste as good as it smells… But I like it any way!
The shocking part isn’t realizing how stupid the average person is, it’s realizing that 49% of the world is dumber than he is.
Stupidity isn’t punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of a population drop. – Laurell K. Hamilton
Stupidity is not covered by warranty.
Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice.
How do you get youtube to film you?
We are all stupid, the only difference is the degree of our stupidity.
Pretty stupid! but definitely not an idiot !!! lol
He’s a guy who gets up at 6 a.m. regardless of what time it is. – Lou Duva
Don’t ask questions you don’t know the answer to.
You’re stupid if you think that you’re smart.
Here’s how my brain works: it’s stupidity, followed by self-hatred, and then further analysis. – Louis C.K.
I can’t believe I read this thread.
We cannot give you the weather today becuase we depend on weather reports from the airport which is shut due to weather conditions. We might be able to give you a weather report tomorrow depending on the weather.
A stupid selects another stupid to train, to prove both are stupids. – P.S. Jagadeesh Kumar
Cheryl is going to a funeral, I think someone died.
There’s only one thing worse than being stupid. Being very stupid.
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