No stupid remarks or questions, please, unless you really are stupid.
There’s only one thing worse than being stupid. Being very stupid.
You arent stupid unless you are the total opposite of smart which you are!
“Traffic is very heavy at the moment, so if you are thinking of leaving now, you’d better set off a few minutes earlier.”
My thermometer is sick. Get the thermometer…oh wait…
It is a basic human right to be as safe in any building, during an earthquake, as when standing in the middle of an open football field. – Boghos L. Artinian
To kill a mocking bird. Now that’s one less bird that will wake you up, with it’s chirping!
When you select the “It’s just who I am” rationalization to excuse a stupid action, then who you are is an idiot. – Alan Robert Neal
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. – Redd Foxx
I bet Einstein would have liked color.
I’m not fool..I’m just stupid!
Hey Everyone!!!!…Lets play stupid,…Are you Ready…Get Set…Stop!… .OK..”You All Win”…Congratulations…Wanna…Play Again.?
What color was Napoleon’s white horse? Uh, I donno… Black?
What do you call a person who gets his boots polished, get his trousers ironed and leaves his shirt unpressed to get a passport photograph snapped.
So we were given a 50 page assignment to write an essay on save trees. Photocopied in 10 places.
Video games – the virtual world which always offer you the second chance whenever you lose.
If you were a potato, you would be a good potato.
Someone asked me where I was born, I said the local hospital!
Stupidity is a state of mind.
I just can’t stand how everyone lately seems to be saying “I mean” before they even start their sentence. Or “I know” “You Know” “Or Whatever” “Like” “Know What I Mean”. All of the people saying these things to me sound very stupid. How can all these people be graduating high school when they don’t even know how to speak!! College kids even talk like this!! Even doctors are now into saying the word “So” before all their sentences. There is no such thing as English anymore. Our world is falling apart.
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