An intelligent hell would be better than a stupid paradise. – Victor Hugo
I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.
Are you really that stupid or did it take a lot of practice?
My job is a decision- making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions. – George W. Bush
Stupidity isn’t punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of a population drop. – Laurell K. Hamilton
Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice.
A stupid selects another stupid to train, to prove both are stupids. – P.S. Jagadeesh Kumar
Jesus cured all diseases. Except stupidity.
The strawberry shampoo doesnt taste as good as it smells… But I like it any way!
The shocking part isn’t realizing how stupid the average person is, it’s realizing that 49% of the world is dumber than he is.
Stupidity is not covered by warranty.
How do you get youtube to film you?
We cannot give you the weather today becuase we depend on weather reports from the airport which is shut due to weather conditions. We might be able to give you a weather report tomorrow depending on the weather.
He’s a guy who gets up at 6 a.m. regardless of what time it is. – Lou Duva
Don’t ask questions you don’t know the answer to.
You’re stupid if you think that you’re smart.
Here’s how my brain works: it’s stupidity, followed by self-hatred, and then further analysis. – Louis C.K.
I can’t believe I read this thread.
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you’re getting this down.
Cheryl is going to a funeral, I think someone died.
Copyright © 2006-2024 - Browse Quotes By Subject | Browse Quotes By Author | About Us | Blog | FAQ | Privacy Policy
