Hell Quotes and Sayings

Hell has three gates: lust, anger, and greed.
– Bhagavad Gita

We’re all in the same game; just different levels. Dealing with the same hell; just different devils.

If warm air rises, Heaven could be hotter than Hell.
– Steven Wright

Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.
– Mark Twain

LIFE is short, DEATH is sure, HEAVEN and HELL is real.

What is hell? I maintain that it is the suffering of being unable to love.
– Fyodor Dostoyevsky

What makes earth feel like hell is our expectation that it should feel like heaven.
– Chuck Palahniuk

Hell is empty and all the devils are here.
– William Shakespeare

I would prefer an intelligent hell to a stupid paradise.
– Blaise Pascal

The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven.
– John Milton

Better to reign in Hell, than to serve in Heaven.
– John Milton

The fact that most people don’t believe in hell doesn’t mean they won’t end up there.
– Cliffe Knechile

Maybe this world is another planet’s hell.
– Aldous Huxley

When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is.
– Ayn Rand

An intelligent hell would be better than a stupid paradise.
– Victor Hugo

The path to paradise begins in hell.
– Dante Alighieri

I’m bad and I’m going to hell, and I don’t care. I’d rather be in hell than anywhere where you are.
– William Faulkner

God created heaven on earth but man created hell.
– Santosh Kalwar

Heaven would be Hell in no time if every cruel, selfish, vicious soul went to Heaven.
– Anne Rice

The road to Hell is paved with good intentions.
– Karl Marx

All relationships go through hell, real relationships get through it.

To be in Hell is to drift: to be in Heaven is to steer.
– George Bernard Shaw

I’m just drawing you a map…so that when I tell you to go to hell, you will know exactly where to go!

Life is hell, at some point we all just have to get used to it.
– Alysha Speer

Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they’re eating sandwiches.
– Jim Carrey

Abandon all hope ye who enter here.
– Dante Alighieri

Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don’t need it and hell where they already have it.
– Ronald Reagan

Fools that will laugh on earth, most weep in hell.
– Christopher Marlowe

A fool’s paradise is a wise man’s hell.
– Thomas Fuller

The slogan of Hell: Eat or be eaten. The slogan of Heaven: Eat and be eaten.