What is hell? Hell is oneself.
Hell is alone, the other figures in it. Merely projections. There is nothing to escape from and nothing to escape to. One is always alone.
– T.S. Eliot
Heaven has a wall and strict immigration policies. Hell has open borders.
To be in Hell is to drift: to be in Heaven is to steer.
– George Bernard Shaw
The slogan of Hell: Eat or be eaten. The slogan of Heaven: Eat and be eaten.
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they’re eating sandwiches.
– Jim Carrey
Abandon all hope ye who enter here.
– Dante Alighieri
Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don’t need it and hell where they already have it.
– Ronald Reagan
I would prefer an intelligent hell to a stupid paradise.
– Blaise Pascal
Hell is empty and all the devils are here.
– William Shakespeare
We’re all in the same game; just different levels. Dealing with the same hell; just different devils.
The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven.
– John Milton
Hell has three gates: lust, anger, and greed.
– Bhagavad Gita
Maybe this world is another planet’s hell.
– Aldous Huxley
What is hell? I maintain that it is the suffering of being unable to love.
– Fyodor Dostoyevsky
If warm air rises, Heaven could be hotter than Hell.
– Steven Wright
Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.
– Mark Twain
I’m bad and I’m going to hell, and I don’t care. I’d rather be in hell than anywhere where you are.
– William Faulkner
When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is.
– Ayn Rand
Better to reign in Hell, than to serve in Heaven.
– John Milton
Hell is a city much like London A populous and smoky city.
– Percy Bysshe Shelley
Let this hell be our heaven.
– Richard Matheson
God created heaven on earth but man created hell.
– Santosh Kalwar
The fact that most people don’t believe in hell doesn’t mean they won’t end up there.
– Cliffe Knechile
War is hell.
– William Tecumseh Sherman
LIFE is short, DEATH is sure, HEAVEN and HELL is real.
I’m just drawing you a map…so that when I tell you to go to hell, you will know exactly where to go!
Fools that will laugh on earth, most weep in hell.
– Christopher Marlowe
What makes earth feel like hell is our expectation that it should feel like heaven.
– Chuck Palahniuk
All relationships go through hell, real relationships get through it.
Life is hell, at some point we all just have to get used to it.
– Alysha Speer