Whoa, it’s a unicorn without a horn.
A wise man once told me to always listen carefully because…um…I forgot.
People’s last words: – Throw me that knife, please! – Is it the black wire? – I’ll check how deep the lake is. – Was this seafood?
You need to kiss many frogs before you find your pig
Nothing is impossible, unless you can’t do it.
When I say something stupid, look at me! It may be important!
One by one the penguins are stealing my sanity
I’m not stupid, I’m just, you know, not smart
I can’t wait to see the invisible man!
If people say we are all unique and special in our own way…is that just a polite way of saying you are stupid?
Adults say if you work hard you can be any thing you want but I’m still not a whale yet!!
If you can’t amaze them with your brilliance, dazzle them with your stupidity!
There’s a fine line between genius and stupidity… I like to jump rope with that line.
Always hang out with people more stupid than you. It makes people think you are smart.
I only hang out with you, because you make me look so smart…
Remember to look both ways before getting hit by a car.
Experts say that 1 out of 3 patients have mental issues. Check 2 friends. If they’re o.k., you’re it.
I am a member of NAPWDLA…National Association of People Who Don’t Like Abbreviations
Its not easy to argue with yourself… YES IT IS No its not! SHUT UP! make me stupid… im done> NOW MY TURN when life gives you lemons make lemonade. WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE FREAKIN LEMONADE! i wanted a freakin cookie!
America is a great country. Everyone is entitled to their own stupid opinion…
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